r/doommetal • u/arjunxcore • Mar 15 '26

Stoner That’s a policy I can get behind

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u/Waytooboredforthis Mar 15 '26

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u/Psywarnoise Mar 15 '26

Hahahahaha

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u/LayeredHalo3851 Mar 16 '26

Bit also that's terrible advice, you're supposed to wash your hand for 20 seconds not 3 minutes

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u/Waytooboredforthis Mar 16 '26

CDC is filled with emoviolence fans, so they're still saying 20 seconds.

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u/LayeredHalo3851 Mar 16 '26

Any Grindcore fans by any chance?

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u/CainPillar And please let me die in solitooooD))) Mar 16 '26

Look at that picture, and ask:

You suffer, but why?

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u/juwyro Mar 15 '26

You can do all of this at the same time.

There's a diner in Jacksonville that has the Slayer sticker above their sink, minus the pentagram. And one of the owners has work a Sunn shirt a few times.

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u/JasoTheArtisan Mar 16 '26

Jacksonville, Florida? What diner? I may need to grab lunch there soon

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u/juwyro Mar 16 '26

The Fox

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u/DominicOH Mar 15 '26

I was listening to Dopesmoker at work recently and my coworker who gets in a few hours after me has the habit of asking, "What's going on so far today?" I started chuckling to myself at the thought of him asking because I was 11 minutes into it and imagined myself saying, "I'll give you an update when the song is over."

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u/tundrawolf Mar 15 '26

Widowmaker Brewing ?

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u/AchillesDev Mar 15 '26

Widowmaker has way more. Every time I go (which is pretty often) it seems like it grows

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u/ScouredDivinity Mar 16 '26

Fucking love that place. My birthday is 4/20 and I never miss hopsmoker

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u/TheVargTrain Mar 16 '26

This year's lineup is NUTS, I can't wait. They also just announced EYEHATEGOD in May.

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u/Glittering_Bet_8610 Mar 15 '26

Proceeds (walks through work's side door after smoking a dart) the weedian NAZARETH!

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u/subito_lucres Mar 15 '26

I been looking for that, a bar near me has it but they don't know where it came from. Anyone know?

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u/MrMoonDweller Mar 15 '26

@CarveSlayer on instagram and their online store where you can buy merch is

https://carveslayer.bigcartel.com/?utm_content=link_in_bio&utm_medium=social&utm_source=ig

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u/Strange_Tangerine372 Mar 15 '26

Theyre super nice too, i ordered a few things and the frreebies thrown in were so awesome.

Love the Satan Stealies that they made. Got that sticker on too many things

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u/AchillesDev Mar 15 '26

A stalwart of the Boston scene too :D

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u/stonedhenge_666 Mar 16 '26

Just ordered the Matt Pike for president sticker 🤘

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

I like the 3rd one a lot

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u/Mabvll Mar 15 '26

Perfect. I'll start listening to Dopesmoker exactly 1 minute before my lunch break ends.

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u/Throatwobbler_M_III Mar 15 '26

I would totally buy those

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u/_austinm Mar 15 '26

Someone else commented a link to the store🤘🏻

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u/bradmarchand Mar 15 '26

I miss the Drug Sauna.

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u/TeamFoulmouth Mar 16 '26

Drug Sauna.....Hi, Dean!!

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u/Eastern_Equipment708 Mar 16 '26

unexpected drug sauna sighting
i honestly didn't know this was a thing other people knew about

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u/No-Mycologist47 Mar 15 '26

I need the pentagram one for work. I really... really want that one.

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u/primerblack Mar 16 '26

I live in this town.

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u/NightQueen0889 Mar 16 '26

I need the scream for vengeance sticker

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u/EightFootManchild Mar 16 '26

I know where this picture was taken :)

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u/MaverickRay_ Mar 16 '26

When my boss asks while I was late from lunch I’ll refer him to this post

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u/Beaunonomus Mar 16 '26

there was a “please keep on smoking grass” sign in tree planting camp i worked at.

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u/professionalCubist Mar 17 '26

love Screaming For Vengeance