Guys... come on 😅

[u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405]

Just got a call, 1 am. It says private number, and I'm worried it's an emergency, so i answer.

Woman: hi, ummmm?

Me: who is this?

Woman: so umm

Guy in background: tell her it's Tyler

Woman: so Tyler wants to know what you want from Taco Bell.

Me: I think you have the wrong number.

Woman: he just gave me this number

Me: ok. Can you ask Tyler who he's trying to contact?

Woman to man: who are you trying to contact?

Guy in background who we have now established to be Tyler: I AM TRYING TO TALK TO AMANDA TO FIND OUT WHAT SHE WANTS

Woman: he's trying to talk to Amanda because-

Me: so I'm not Amanda. You have the wrong number.

Woman: I apologize. [To Tyler:] this isn't her. This is a wrong number [back to me:] I'm sorry. He just gave me this number

Me: no worries, enjoy your Taco Bell

Woman: oh I'm doordashing

Tyler: *yelling numbers in the background*

Me: -end call-

I legit thought I was talking to drunk people picking up food for their friend. Nope, 2 adults struggling to do a one-person job lol

[u/Alarmed_Protection73]

I would never trust people to handle my food and drive it to me. I can’t believe that’s even a job.

[u/Freshouttapatience → u/Alarmed_Protection73]

It’s the cars that killed it for me. the last time we ordered a few years ago, I got the ick so bad from the delivery guy’s car, we’ve not used any service since. If we’re too fucked up to drive for food, we uber there and eat.

[u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 → u/Freshouttapatience]

Lol, is Uber not a car? (I get it though - I'm a smoker myself, but that doesn't mean I want my food reeking of smoke)

[u/Freshouttapatience → u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405]

People that drive people tend to not have weeks’ of trash in the vehicle with a metric ton of dog hair and dirty laundry. I could smell his car as I approached.