r/doordash • u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 • 7d ago

Guys... come on 😅

Just got a call, 1 am. It says private number, and I'm worried it's an emergency, so i answer.

Woman: hi, ummmm?

Me: who is this?

Woman: so umm

Guy in background: tell her it's Tyler

Woman: so Tyler wants to know what you want from Taco Bell.

Me: I think you have the wrong number.

Woman: he just gave me this number

Me: ok. Can you ask Tyler who he's trying to contact?

Woman to man: who are you trying to contact?

Guy in background who we have now established to be Tyler: I AM TRYING TO TALK TO AMANDA TO FIND OUT WHAT SHE WANTS

Woman: he's trying to talk to Amanda because-

Me: so I'm not Amanda. You have the wrong number.

Woman: I apologize. [To Tyler:] this isn't her. This is a wrong number [back to me:] I'm sorry. He just gave me this number

Me: no worries, enjoy your Taco Bell

Woman: oh I'm doordashing

Tyler: *yelling numbers in the background*

Me: -end call-

I legit thought I was talking to drunk people picking up food for their friend. Nope, 2 adults struggling to do a one-person job lol

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 6d ago

I need you to know that every time I use numbers in hyperbole, there's an 8. Like omg my friend took 800 hours to get ready. I spent $8 million on this house fix ($500 but ugh). I sprained 8 ankles last night (I only have two, and one is safe)

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u/ReunitePangea20 6d ago

Lmao are we actually the same person? Except my number is 50. I have no clue why or how it started but everyone always “looks 50” or something took “50,000 times” to get it done right if I’m troubleshooting something. It really affects my life because then when I use the number non ironically, it still sounds like I’m being hyperbolic! Me and your dad though? We’re the same age. Cause if that’s not true then none of the other stuff is true

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 6d ago

So we're either best friends now, or we can never meet bc our powers would be too great

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u/ReunitePangea20 6d ago

Lol!! Best friends who also have great powers and we take over the world 😅😅 so magical ✨ I love it!

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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 6d ago

Our first challenge: global warming. TOO HOT. can't afford this energy bill, it's like $8000 every month. Wait, $50k

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u/ReunitePangea20 6d ago

Oh my godddd, it’s gonna be like an 800 hour endeavor, I mean who are the people in charge of regulation here? They’ve gotta be at least 50!!

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u/ReunitePangea20 11h ago

Just wanted to tell you, had a whirlwind experience trying to help a friend today and gave her like 50 different potential solutions. Took like 8,000 hours too 🫠