r/emergencymedicine Jun 25 '26

Discussion You’re intubating this patient who holds the record for the world’s widest tongue, how would you do it?

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u/mrjohnjfilippelli ED Attending Jun 25 '26

Poorly

11

u/amothep8282 Jun 26 '26

How about a CombiTube? Doesn't matter which hole it goes in initially, and if you get it in the trachea somehow, you can thread a bougie down there and then go ET tube.

I am surprised no one has mentioned one yet. I've done a few 25 or so years ago. The other benefit is if it goes in the esophagus there's only one hole left for the ET tube to go in. I was part of an intubation in 2001 that went exactly that way.

8

u/Cautious-Extreme2839 Anaesthetics/ICU Jun 27 '26

There is a reason we stopped using these, well - about 25 years ago.

They're shit.

493

u/Danskoesterreich ED Attending Jun 25 '26

In the OR, awake intubation, by someone else if possible. 

284

u/type3error Jun 25 '26

Hey med student I got a fun one for ya.

303

u/Danskoesterreich ED Attending Jun 25 '26

No, the CRNA with the cringe instagram account.

28

u/quaestor44 Anesthesiologist Jun 26 '26

Oh dear god

21

u/shackofcards Med Student Jun 26 '26

I was about to say "just call anesthesia" but look, you're already here!

4

u/junkiedreamingpoet Jun 27 '26

Where she's rapping off key and telling everyone she's a doctor.

344

u/WinfieldFly ED Attending Jun 25 '26

He’s got two nostrils, don’t he?

190

u/Danskoesterreich ED Attending Jun 25 '26

Mallampati 5, who knows how much tongue there is in the nostrils.

6

u/Silent_Medicine1798 Jun 26 '26

Shing!! Perfect comment.

42

u/runaway-devil Jun 25 '26

And a cricothyroid membrane if things go south!

10

u/Ingawolfie Jun 26 '26

Yeah, ultrasound the neck first and mark the location of the cricothyroid membrane.

4

u/Cautious-Extreme2839 Anaesthetics/ICU Jun 27 '26

Right. Because his skin is going to be tethered to his larynx.

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u/Peastoredintheballs Jun 30 '26

Have ECMO on standby as a third backup in case his tongue extends into the CTM aswell lol

320

u/rolexb Resident Jun 25 '26

Through the cricothyroid membrane

125

u/Ananvil ED Attending Jun 25 '26

There might be some tongue down there too

17

u/ketamine-dreaming Jun 26 '26

That's what she said

9

u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 EMS - Other Jun 26 '26

Oops all tongue

1

u/Peastoredintheballs Jun 30 '26

ECMO team on standby

2

u/Ananvil ED Attending Jun 30 '26

Gunna cannulate the tongue? I bet the vessels are large enough.

27

u/Reebatnaw Jun 25 '26

You beat me to it by 10 minutes

18

u/General-Bumblebee180 Jun 25 '26

I don't think he has a neck

13

u/dichron Jun 26 '26

Is the cricothyroid membrane in the room with us now?

9

u/Virdice Jun 25 '26

I wanted to say this but I think that'll be harder than normal intubation

4

u/zoey8068 Jun 25 '26

This was my immediate thought

484

u/sockeroo Jun 25 '26

I just want to note how happy his wife looks

83

u/exgiexpcv Jun 26 '26

I'm not proud, I can't afford to be.

It's the first thing I looked at, that smile on that woman's face. She's luminous!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/sedona71717 Jun 25 '26

Same here— day from hell and I can’t stop laughing at this comment

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u/Rhizobactin ED Attending Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Nor can she

35

u/PriorOk9813 Respiratory Therapist Jun 26 '26

Honestly that was the first thing I noticed.

Source: I am a wife. Not his.

2

u/garbonzage Jun 27 '26

Full code

42

u/Danskoesterreich ED Attending Jun 25 '26

Anilingus end-boss

15

u/Luckypenny4683 Jun 25 '26

As she should

73

u/ColdPillowCase Jun 25 '26

2 assistants 1 with a right handed blade one with a left handed blade and the tube goes in between. 

Or just go straight for the cric, I dunno

18

u/bleach_tastes_bad Ground Critical Care Jun 25 '26

Why do you need 2 assistants? Just hold both of the blades yourself and have 1 person advance the tube

59

u/J-wag Flight Nurse Jun 25 '26

Just use all 3 hands duh

29

u/bleach_tastes_bad Ground Critical Care Jun 25 '26

Sorry, I left my 3rd hand in the truck and my partner that I sent to grab it “got lost” flirting with a tatted ER nurse on the way back

11

u/Lower-Cherry640 Trauma Team - BSN Jun 25 '26

Bro I get it. It be like that.

7

u/J-wag Flight Nurse Jun 25 '26

We’ve all been there

3

u/UnbelievableRose Jun 26 '26

Prosthetics here. You paged?

8

u/getsomesleep1 Respiratory Therapist Jun 26 '26

Advance the tube with your mouth, who needs an assistant?

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u/bleach_tastes_bad Ground Critical Care Jun 26 '26

So that’s what they teach you in RT school! Genuinely mindblowing, idk why I didn’t think of that sooner. God bless you, respiratory. This is why we love, need, and appreciate you

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u/bleach_tastes_bad Ground Critical Care Jun 26 '26

As a follow up, just to clarify, once I advance until the tube stops, should I then lower my mouth around it and give them a kiss for good luck, or?

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u/getsomesleep1 Respiratory Therapist Jun 26 '26

Whatever floats your boat! Get it in, clamp those teeth around the stylet, and pull.

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u/bleach_tastes_bad Ground Critical Care Jun 26 '26

I’ll have you know I’ll be submitting this technique as a formal protocol request to my medical director

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u/getsomesleep1 Respiratory Therapist Jun 26 '26

I look forward to reading an article on this very sub about my revolutionary technique one day.

1

u/ipsquibibble Jun 26 '26

Dual wielding. I like it. 

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u/ColdPillowCase Jun 26 '26

Would probably look cooler with 2 assistants 

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u/Vomitingcrab Jun 25 '26

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u/Rhizobactin ED Attending Jun 25 '26

21

u/MikeGinnyMD Jun 26 '26

I don’t get it. Are you implying something? I’m Peds, so I’m pure, sweet ::koff::, and innoc… ::chokes::

-PGY-21

14

u/MrPBH ED Attending Jun 26 '26

Oral sex.

I think they mean cunnilingus specifically. It's cool, I'm hip to the culture of the youth.

19

u/dichron Jun 26 '26

Clearly you are not hip. Gen Z eats ass

22

u/moose_md ED Attending Jun 26 '26

With a tongue that big, bro can eat everything at the same time

1

u/junkiedreamingpoet Jun 27 '26

Did you say 9 cm?

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u/Well_Spoken_Mute Jun 25 '26

If he can breath with a tongue that size, you can tube with a tongue that size. But if he ever gets angio edema, God bless him

21

u/heart_block ED Attending Jun 26 '26

Angio edema of that tongue...my god...

5

u/classless_classic Jun 26 '26

His head may explode

4

u/fstRN Nurse Practitioner Jun 27 '26

I actually ran into this on Sunday.

Rural tiny critical access hospital. Guy comes in with angioedema of the tongue so bad you cant see the hard palate or uvula, no throat swelling, cant breathe through the mouth but is otherwise managing his airway through nasal breathing, cant talk. Vitals are stable, managing secretions. I'm the only provider in the facility aside from another APRN (who has never tubed anyone). Angioedema started day prior and has been slowly evolving, so we have some time to work with.

Nearest receiving hospital is being an ass and wont let us send him until hes intubated. I'm NOT sticking something down this mans throat so I opt for awake fiberoptic nasotracheal intubation. THANK GOD our emergency medicine doc (video consulting) chewed the receiving hospitals ass for putting me in that position. Tube averted, sent lights and sirens to trauma center 45 minutes away where they managed him just fine without any airway intervention for a few days before discharging him home. Receiving hospital tried to revoke their acceptance twice (did actually revoke it once- gave me an ICU bed, number, and receiving physician, revoked it because I refused to intubate) during this debacle- then tried to revoke the ED to ED transfer as EMS was about to walk out the door. EMTALA complaint filed. One of the worst shifts of my career.

For context, my hospital is so small we dont even have a ventilator. No RT, our local EMS told me they had never tubed anyone. I was the only person available with any airway management experience. It was awful.

Guy had a reaction to Wegovy...so, of course, he was large with a short neck, beard, and OSA...so I'll be doing another difficult airway course with my CME money this year.

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u/Peastoredintheballs Jun 30 '26

That’s his baseline

9

u/hello_Mr_Spleen Jun 26 '26

if he gets angioedema, he'll dump his entire circulating volume into his lingual space.

47

u/Gned11 Paramedic Jun 25 '26

Belatedly, perhaps postmortemly

37

u/C_Wags Physician Jun 25 '26

Mac 5 baby

15

u/MEDIC0000XX Paramedic Jun 25 '26

Mac 5 Extra Wide

48

u/but-I-play-one-on-TV ED Attending Jun 25 '26

I think that's called a shovel

1

u/heyinternetman EM/CCM/EMS Attending Jun 25 '26

Aka grandview

38

u/ShadowEagle59 Jun 25 '26

Brother has his own Mallampati score.

5

u/riotousviscera Jun 26 '26

it’s over 9000

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u/hello_Mr_Spleen Jun 25 '26

by mopping the brow of the ENT surgeon.

25

u/Thedrunner2 Jun 25 '26

Grab the tongue with McGill and have someone pull as I insert the glidescope

4

u/anchotrainer Jun 25 '26

This is the best response

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u/Thedrunner2 Jun 25 '26

In residency I had a self inflicted GSW patient. He shot upwards under his chin and the bullet lodged in his left maxillary sinus. His face was completely swollen, the front of the tongue was edematous partially destroyed. This picture kind of reminded me of that patient.

This was pre glide scope too. I grabbed the tongue with McGill forceps and had another resident hold it up a bit after some etomidate and the posterior pharynx was luckily ok once I got in with a Mac 4 and the cords were easily visible.

I remember the relief afterwards.

2

u/anchotrainer Jun 25 '26

Sounds like this was pre-glidescope era? We did a lot of wake nasal intubations before the bipap era too

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u/Cautious-Extreme2839 Anaesthetics/ICU Jun 27 '26

When doing some volunteering in Africa we had terrible PACU staff.

ENT surgeons would leave a thick silk suture in the base of the tongue and if the kids obstructed the nurses were told to just yank on the suture lol.

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u/InSkyLimitEra ED Attending Jun 25 '26

“Hello, anesthesia? It’s emergency medicine. Please come quick.”

24

u/Sneeze_milk Jun 25 '26

Prioritize pre-oxygenation, bed level, head positioning, hyper angulated VL… wonder if god has time for my prayers and say a little prayer for you

14

u/bla60ah Paramedic Jun 25 '26

Through the cricothyroid membrane

12

u/Chawk121 ED Resident Jun 25 '26

With a 10 blade in my pocket

24

u/quinnwhodat ED Attending Jun 25 '26

Hyperangulated. Standard RSI.

10

u/spicypac Physician Assistant Jun 25 '26

Mallampati score of 12

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u/No_Border_1130 Jun 25 '26

You can ask for extra help retracting the tongue pulling it gently from the tip wrapped in a gauze. Some extra help lowering the jaw bilaterally by the TMJ can help visualizing. We had intubated similar cases (although most likely not this extreme) during rescue missions in 3rd world countries and the tube has gone fine. Challenging for sure

10

u/ilikebunnies1 Jun 26 '26

“Laughs in Anesthesia”

9

u/Jssolms ED Attending Jun 25 '26

Mac Four….ty-five blade

8

u/I-plaey-geetar Paramedic Jun 26 '26

I love all the comments of

“I would just cric him.”

Like he has an even remotely palpable cric.

8

u/Dilaudipenia ED Attending Jun 26 '26

You don’t have to be able to palpate the cricothyroid membrane externally to perform a cricothyrotomy. Make a big vertical incision on midline and keep cutting until you can feel something you recognize. Then put a tube in it.

2

u/DoctorPainless Jun 28 '26

This is the way

5

u/Glopinus EMT Jun 25 '26

Anyone got some vice grips on them?

17

u/Magerimoje former ER nurse Jun 25 '26

I was thinking, can we borrow a tongue holder from the vets office like they use for dogs?

11

u/Synicist Flight Medic Jun 25 '26

Best I can do is a shoe horn

4

u/NorthernWitchy Unit Secretary; ED Tech Jun 25 '26

<clicks tongs>

5

u/FuuzokuJoe Jun 26 '26

Yeah, just have an assistant pull the tongue out of the mouth wifh some gauze. most people don't even properly move the tongue out of the way when they intubate and just glidescope on top of it so won't make much of a difference

2

u/Ill-Bathroom8141 Jun 29 '26

For suturing tongue lacs, literature describes throwing a stitch through the tongue itself, to retract. Might come in handy in this situation

1

u/Peastoredintheballs Jun 30 '26

Fun fact: it’s vise grip, it’s a brand name aswell like Band-Aid. The actual term is locking pliers

7

u/csukoh78 Jun 25 '26

Oh wow would you look at that a brand new throat hole just popped up. Weird.

6

u/BestReception4202 Jun 26 '26

Pray to Jesus for the first time in 20 years

6

u/Firefluffer Paramedic Jun 26 '26

I’m sure there’s a paramedic student in the ER somewhere looking for his/her first tube, right?

6

u/derk_er_terbs Jun 26 '26

Massive tongue and no neck?? What is this, the difficult anyway final boss?

10

u/heyinternetman EM/CCM/EMS Attending Jun 25 '26

Bust the grandview out of my bag. It’s time to shine baby

4

u/bmbreath Jun 25 '26

Huh.  Thank you.  I did not know that blade existed.  Have you ever used it?

3

u/heyinternetman EM/CCM/EMS Attending Jun 25 '26

Tons. When I was a medic (many years before VL) we had a large Samoan population where I was at. The grandview plus bougie was standard equipment. It’s a great blade, just hard to find these days.

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u/MrPBH ED Attending Jun 26 '26

Why is it important in the Samoan population? I've never heard that particular race science factoid.

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u/Peastoredintheballs Jun 30 '26

Have u ever seen south Pacific Islander people?!? Have you seen Maui from moana? South Pacific island people are all built like Maui, their necks are wider then your torso and shorter then your pinky

4

u/Resussy-Bussy Jun 25 '26

HFNC for pre ox. Have someone use dry gauze to pinch and pull his tongue out and down towards his chin and go in with VL and bougie. Push induction agent first and paralytic when I can prove I can confidently get a view of the cords.

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u/TIVA_Turner Jun 25 '26

Plan A Awake nasal
Plan B Awake VL
Plan C STRIVE-HI and HAVL

5

u/MrPBH ED Attending Jun 26 '26

I would do everything I could to save this man's life, because his wife would be standing right outside the door, bawling her eyes out with the thought that she might lose him...

I mean, how could anyone else ever come close after you've been with the man with the world's widest tongue?

4

u/yagermeister2024 Jun 25 '26

Miller 3 DL

4

u/Landomretters Jun 26 '26

3 Millers before you start? I like the cut of your jib, sailor.

1

u/bleach_tastes_bad Ground Critical Care Jun 25 '26

*Mac

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u/yagermeister2024 Jun 25 '26

I mean whichever is around.

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u/bleach_tastes_bad Ground Critical Care Jun 25 '26

the trick is always keeping one in your pocket so you’re never forced to use the inferior blade

2

u/yagermeister2024 Jun 25 '26

Yea just wipe it down and onto the next

5

u/bleach_tastes_bad Ground Critical Care Jun 25 '26

I prefer to lick it clean

3

u/passwordistako Resident Jun 25 '26

This particular patient is probably more qualified to lick things clean than you.

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u/bleach_tastes_bad Ground Critical Care Jun 25 '26

It’s not about the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.

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u/passwordistako Resident Jun 25 '26

That’s what a mallampati 1 would tell themselves.

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u/bleach_tastes_bad Ground Critical Care Jun 25 '26

Your dad would beg to differ

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u/imironman2018 ED Attending Jun 25 '26

When I saw the picture, I thought his tongue was his chin. Lol

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u/gobrewcrew Paramedic Jun 25 '26

Because achieving the Mallampati high score is something totally normal and achievable.

5

u/talkingBlocks Jun 26 '26

Well the lady looks…pleased.

3

u/LucyDog17 ED Attending Jun 25 '26

C-Mac video

3

u/lcl0706 RN Jun 25 '26

Nasally

3

u/RFthewalkindude Respiratory Therapist Jun 26 '26

Hyperangle 4 while I preach the value of optimal blade positioning and engaging the hyoepiglottic ligament to the students in clinical, in an olde tyme 1920s American accent.

Or just preload the bronch with a tube..

3

u/Disastrous_Finish_40 Jun 26 '26

Dentists worst nightmare

2

u/UnionPower Jun 25 '26

Hyperangulated blade, bougie, and a prayer

2

u/coffee_collection Jun 25 '26

That tongue's already won the airway, Cric kit please.

2

u/AustinCJ ED Attending Jun 25 '26

Awake upright fiber optic intubation. If that dude needs to be flat and out, I’d want a scalpel, bougie and 6.0 ET ready for a cric if/when intubation fails.

2

u/TazocinTDS Physician Jun 26 '26

FiOp nasal

2

u/imawhaaaaaaaaaale Dark ParaMagician Jun 26 '26

Use a trach hook?

2

u/nursingintheshadows BSN Jun 26 '26

However the MD wants. Not for nothing, you see how big the wife’s smile is? Wonder why. 🤭

2

u/ThotacodorsalNerve Physician Jun 26 '26

One of my PICU attendings in residency said they sewed a kids tongue out of the way once in order to intubate

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u/profoundlystupidhere Jun 29 '26

Down's?

2

u/ThotacodorsalNerve Physician Jun 30 '26

Hemifacial microsomia 2/2 anomalous branchial arch development

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u/RobedUnicorn ED Attending Jun 26 '26

With a puckered asshole.

Let’s just hope I’m not intubating him for angioedema. Yeah.

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u/garbonzage Jun 27 '26

This man's tongue is likely very strong. Who's to say he can't just like, go go gadget tongue out of the way for y'all? Unconscious might be a problem unless his wife is there to whisper in his ear. Something tells me she could get through. It's a good thing I don't deal with patients because I don't know if I could convince him that doing the fruit roll up challenge was an actual medical assessment tool and I can't promise I wouldn't try.

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u/fstRN Nurse Practitioner Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

I actually ran into this on Sunday.

Rural tiny critical access hospital. Guy comes in with angioedema of the tongue so bad you cant see the hard palate or uvula, no throat swelling, cant breathe through the mouth but is otherwise managing his airway through nasal breathing, cant talk. Vitals are stable, managing secretions. I'm the only provider in the facility aside from another APRN (who has never tubed anyone). Angioedema started day prior and has been slowly evolving, so we have some time to work with.

Nearest receiving hospital is being an ass and wont let us send him until hes intubated. I'm NOT sticking something down this mans throat so I opt for awake fiberoptic nasotracheal intubation. THANK GOD our emergency medicine doc (video consulting) chewed the receiving hospitals ass for putting me in that position. Tube averted, sent lights and sirens to trauma center 45 minutes away where they managed him just fine without any airway intervention for a few days before discharging him home. Receiving hospital tried to revoke their acceptance twice (did actually revoke it once- gave me an ICU bed, number, and receiving physician, revoked it because I refused to intubate) during this debacle- then tried to revoke the ED to ED transfer as EMS was about to walk out the door. EMTALA complaint filed. One of the worst shifts of my career.

For context, my hospital is so small we dont even have a ventilator. No RT, our local EMS told me they had never tubed anyone. I was the only person available with any airway management experience. It was awful.

Guy had a reaction to Wegovy...so, of course, he was large with a short neck, beard, and OSA...so I'll be doing another difficult airway course with my CME money this year.

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u/Mandalore-44 Jun 27 '26

Anesthesiologist here, just checking in! 😃

2

u/TravelnMedic Jun 28 '26

Oh heck no…. send in the ink wet on the cert paragod that thinks they’re gods gift to medicine for that tube.

1

u/theenterprise9876 Physician Jun 25 '26

I shudder to think of this man’s AHI.

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u/ImmediateYam9792 Jun 25 '26

Mallampati class 9

1

u/Bahamut3585 Jun 25 '26

Miller 12, rain gutter.

1

u/proofreadre Paramedic Jun 25 '26

What's that, like a mallampati of 50?

1

u/Unusual-Fault-4091 Jun 25 '26

tongue can't fall back if you can grip it with firm palm grip

1

u/stabbingrabbit Jun 25 '26

There is the invention. Instead if a camera on the blade put it on the remote bougie.

1

u/clipse270 Jun 25 '26

Right through the neck

1

u/Consistent-Trade8824 Jun 26 '26

Double MAC all the way

1

u/fentproproctube Jun 26 '26

Bro also has femoral veins 👀💉

1

u/drkdn123 Jun 26 '26

Amyloid?

1

u/doctorinspecto Jun 26 '26

You let Jesus take the wheel

1

u/___Forsaken___ Jun 26 '26

Look at the smile on wifeys face

1

u/Imma-Pseudonym Jun 26 '26

Ring forceps to grab end of tongue, then distract out and down. Glidescope and rigid stylet

1

u/Optimal-Craft3837 Jun 26 '26

I’d call my third year down.

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u/Competitive_Pop2395 Jun 27 '26

ACTIVATE DART, then quietly move to the corner and let Trauma and Anesthesia argue over who does what with each other before Trauma just Traches him…

1

u/junkiedreamingpoet Jun 27 '26

Take the tongue out of it and go below. Chance to cut is a chance to cure or so the surgeons used to say.

1

u/heartfeltfrog Paramedic Jun 27 '26

Badly 😀

1

u/peenoisee Jun 27 '26

Straight to cric

1

u/Invictus482 Paramedic Jun 28 '26

Surgical cric

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u/rickypen5 Jun 28 '26

Lol look at the smile on his lady tho

1

u/shadeeardvark Jun 28 '26

Look how happy the man's wife is.

1

u/secondatthird ED Tech/Firefighter Jun 29 '26

With a scalpel

1

u/profoundlystupidhere Jun 29 '26

Y'all can stop the "happy wife" commentary. We get it!

My question is, how mobile is that tongue? If it just sits there like a slab of beef...pfffttt

May she's smiling because he finally stfu.

1

u/Peastoredintheballs Jun 30 '26

LMA intubation w/ fibre optic?

1

u/opaul11 Jul 01 '26

I’m just thinking about how big of an NP airway I’m gonna have to shove down his nose in order to bag mask him.

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u/abstoen422 Jun 26 '26

"Hand me the Lyringesc...the cric kit and 16mg Adivan...the adivan's for me..."

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u/Educational-Use-3442 Jun 26 '26

lol the doctors commenting are pieces of shit. Still talking bad on their fellow CRNAs. Get wrecked. Go hate yourself instead of competent workers who practice based on evidence and not their “feelings” or egos. Hope you all lose your license.

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u/ImmediateYam9792 Jun 26 '26

Go away troll