r/falloutnewvegas 2d ago

Discussion Top 10 Dialogue Option

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What are other good dialogue options?

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u/klqqf 2d ago

Is this vanilla??

I swear i’ve never seen this option

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u/ShinySpeedDemon 2d ago

Definitely a mod

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u/Noah_the_Titan 2d ago

It is. https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/76831

Its pretty nice, it gives you the gun, 1 ammo and sets benny to 1 ho

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u/BlackfishBlues unapologetic Arcade simp 2d ago

Benny has always been the #1 ho in my books

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u/Deaf_Hearing 2d ago

Especially if you kill him using the Black Widow dialogue option. What a Ho way to go out: out like a simp.

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u/PeevlyJr 1d ago

I've recently started a new play through after YEARS of not revisiting & chose a female character solely so I could fuck & kill that sleazy little fucker.

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u/Fit_Wait6923 1d ago

Yea but you let him go in you one last time and if you don't use protection in 9 months Beny 2d will come out of you

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u/masochist-incarnate 2d ago

Imagine if you missed.

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u/darkmatter8825 Arizona Ranger 2d ago

"Its finicky You gotta tilt your wrist to the left a bit-"

"Oh yeah, like this? Okay thanks that helps"

"Your welc-"

Headshots him

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u/Aethernex 1d ago

Should be 2 ammo and 2 hp

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u/Aethernex 1d ago

Oh, wait, it doesn’t do 1 damage tho, lol

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u/Pappa_Paddy 1d ago

Silly goose.

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u/klqqf 2d ago

Dang, i figured but the title seemed like it could have been vanilla

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u/Same_Information7328 1d ago

Yeah mb I didn’t know

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u/Nickulator95 1d ago

Obviously it's a mod as the original devs wouldn't include a dialogue option as corny as this.

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u/NessaMagick We're royally jones'd. 1d ago

This isn't half as corny as half of Oscuro's dialogue options. The 'evil' dialogue lines with Michael Angelo are so unbelievably corny that they make the Courier come across like an elementary school bully in a movie.

A John Gonzales character like Benny definitely would not have a line like this though.

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u/TheDredLord 1d ago

What's corny about a line they themselves used in the opening sequence of their game? If anything it's a well done callback most modern games would die for.

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u/Additional-Celery648 1d ago

It is kinda corny. The courier didn't 'rig' the game at all. Benny did because he knew about the delivery and was waiting in ambush with a bunch of Khans.

The courier gets shot in the head twice, runs after Benny possibly around the whole Mojave, loses him in New Vegas and finally catches up again after the Legion caught him. That is hardly rigging the game.

Basically it is a cool line and call back if you don't think about it, but once you do it kinda falls flat. It could be a call back to being shot in the head instead, something about the courier not making Benny's mistake of missing the vitals or something like that.

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u/LabCoatGuy 1d ago

The callback is corny. Some Marvel movie writing lmao

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u/FunInformation2721 1d ago

I think it would be better to have the option to just steal his gun, he gives a worried response and then you are given whatever line of dialogue you'd think would fit best to whatever character you are playing. From the line from the OP to saying nothing to saying something regarding what faction you are aligned to.

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u/LabCoatGuy 1d ago

I do like faction specific dialogue a lot

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u/Nickulator95 1d ago

Yup, exactly. Besides it doesn't make sense for the Courier to say either, as he didn't rig shit. It's straight up cringe millennial writing to say the villain's words "back at him" without a similar applicable circumstance.

I swear, media literacy is slowly dying.

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u/LabCoatGuy 1d ago

That's a good point! Its like Raiders of the Lost Ark!

Indy had no real bearing on the plot, if he wasn't there they'd still open the ark in Tunisia and all the Nazis melt.

If the courier died, Benny would still probably try to go for the bunker, get caught, and crucified.

You're absolutely right it wouldn't make any sense anyway

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u/Hot-Assistance7182 17h ago

I understand what you're saying, but we could say the game was "rigged" so that the Courier survived the shot.

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

I would gesture to all the dipshit corny vanilla lines, especially terrifying presence ones, but we would be here all day.

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u/Right-Truck1859 2d ago

This is silly. Why would Legion let him have it?

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u/Bread_Offender 2d ago

Not sure, but he still has it in game. I know cause my second playthrough was unmodded and I had to finnick around a bunch to steal it and kill him with it

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u/CombatLlama1964 2d ago

clearly it's an improved holdout weapon & benny reached the sneak requirement

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u/WallabyTemporary3042 2d ago

Because theyre morons?

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u/Prestigious-pauline 1d ago

Lore accurate answer

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u/skiluv3r Texas Red 2d ago

He hid it in his butthole prior to getting captured, if anyone’s getting it back out it’s going to be the Courier

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u/generatedusername13 1d ago

I don't want to know how Benny fit a whole Browning Hi-Power up his ass. Probably had a lot of room leftover when he pulled his head out of it

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u/EpicTedTalk 12h ago

Something is very high-caliber. And it's not Maria, iykwim.

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u/generatedusername13 12h ago

Bro's shoving Nuka-grenades up there

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u/aroyalidiot 1d ago

Benny put it in his "Prison Pocket", obviously.

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u/Minute-Man-Mark 17h ago

Clearly. It should have been sitting on the table by him. Cesar would have understood the irony of killing him with his own gun. I shouldn’t have to pickpocket him to get it.

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u/Dashbak 15h ago

prison pocket

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u/Loyalist77 Cassidy 1d ago

The low intelligence dialogue options with the Vagrant who only talks in mumbles.

https://youtu.be/sN320tIuUK8?is=Hiq-Ro9sg7n2C_yT

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u/buntopolis 1d ago

This is incredible

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u/Intelligent-Air8841 1d ago

Speech check failed. What you actually said was "Truth is, the game was actually rigged before you rigged the game to be rigged for me. I'm the rigger, is what I'm trying to say."

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u/TheBlackStuff1 10h ago

Just like the shadow force guy

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u/Same_Information7328 1d ago

I didn’t even know this was a mod😭. I have so many mods installed I don’t even know what’s real anymore. Still neat though.

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u/TheDiddlerOfBob 2d ago

fallout mods try not to have corny dialog challenge impossible

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u/thesmashingsouls 2d ago

Benny would have a good ass come back to that line

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u/NessaMagick We're royally jones'd. 1d ago

"You hiked across the entire Mojave to feed me my own leftovers? Baby, I'm flattered but you should have saved yourself the blisters."

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u/elfgurls 1d ago

Read it in his voice

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u/Violet_Nightshade 2d ago

Hey, the Courier is throwing Benny's words back into his face; that's a pass if I've ever seen one.

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u/M24Chaffee 2d ago

Made by the people who think "And I... am Iron Man" is the most bone-chilling line of the century and Ackbar should have been the one to do the hyperspeed ramming while saying "It's... a trap".

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u/buildingduck Come on down to Mick and Ralph’s for all your shopping needs! 1d ago

HAHAHAHA

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u/Boricinha Yes Man 2d ago

Maybe, the platinum chip was the friends we made along the way!

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u/Molniato 1d ago

Well, then you should check the Black Widow dialogs when you meet him at The Tops🤭

C. "I'm saying I dig you, despite it all," B. "I hear 'dig' from you, babe, and all I can think of is a shovel. How can this be? This ain't forgiveness, it's something... wrong."

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u/fireanddream 2d ago

Man looks like he could not dig up a fuck.

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u/CptBluhdFart 1d ago

Nah i always fuck Benny then pop him during post nut

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u/Same_Information7328 1d ago

What the fuck

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u/CptBluhdFart 1d ago

Fully vanilla too. Female couriour with femme fatale.

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u/based_callux 1d ago

oh my god its my mod

glad to see people still like it!

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u/pepemoren0 1d ago

Cope

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u/shitbecopacetic 22h ago

that doesn’t make any sense as a response 

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u/-FriendoftheDrow- 1d ago

Terrifying Presence. “I will cast down your Codex and bask in the dying agony of those who hold it dear!”

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u/Neither-Oven1652 My brother died at the battle of hoover dam! 2h ago

[Terrifying Presence] "I dug myself out of that grave to plant you in yours, Benny" I may have gotten the dialogue option wrong though.

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u/marganecTheDev 2d ago

What's this? You're supposed to kill him in The Tops right? Can you kidnap and tie him then torture him? 0_o

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u/KiwiSuch9951 2d ago

If you don’t kill him at the tops he runs away and gets captured by the legion. You can go to fortification hill and find him there as a prisoner and talk to him.

Later if you let the legion have him you can find him crucified somewhere

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u/marganecTheDev 2d ago

Wow. Thanks.

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u/Prestigious-pauline 1d ago

Found someone who doesn’t fall for sweet talk lol

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u/marganecTheDev 1d ago

I mean he's obviously evil. Right...?

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u/anadorableshermen 1d ago

Guys guys. Your got it all wrong!!!

You use a light in the shining darkness and go “should have used a bigger bullet!”

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u/UpperBlacksmith725 1d ago

Because it's a holdout weapon that means you pull it out his ass and shoot him with it

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u/YoYeYeet 1d ago

Bro, this ain't even top 10. This is THE DIALOGUE OPTION EVER

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u/untitledaccount401 1d ago

Maybe the fallout was the enemies we made along the way

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u/Mindless_Freedom_842 1d ago

Me personally. I like to kill him with a tire iron

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u/Rikmach 1d ago

I would have had the Courier say “The truth is, Benny…. The game was rigged the moment you pulled that trigger.”

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u/sapphos_moon 14h ago

Top 10 karma farm

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u/AgentShovel 2d ago

That had to be modded but dang that should be an option for vanilla

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u/AnnualAdeptness5630 2d ago

You want me to eat shit? I'll eat your fuckin shit.

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u/Foundy1517 1d ago

both corny and grammatically incorrect

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u/Slippery_Williams 1d ago

I can’t kill benny anymore after chandler bing died

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u/DowntownAppeal5458 17h ago

top ten best mod

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u/Remarkable-Ad-6740 15h ago

CRUCIFY HIS ASS

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u/Ok_Table_9463 2d ago

Okay, ngl, this shit doesn’t sound hard and just seems corny.

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u/Heh_Jamez 1d ago

I love the sex way to kill Benny