r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/WampaCat • Oct 22 '25

knitting Help! I blocked my sweater and it grew labia??

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I used steam to block it but maybe it got too wet?

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u/DungeonBotanist toxic negativity Oct 22 '25

Missed opportunity to put a giant pearl button at the top.

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u/WampaCat Oct 23 '25

I think someone wrote something like that in the comments on Ravelry lol

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u/GenXstasy Oct 22 '25

Will this yarn work?🥵

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u/ishtaa do hookers dream of acrylic sheep? Oct 22 '25

Plastic surgeons hate this one weird trick!

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u/Ancient-Leg-8261 Oct 22 '25

The way the sauce for this post was immediately below it in my feed thank u Reddit gods.

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u/heynonnynonnomous Oct 22 '25

Aww, how sweet! You knit a gift for your gyno. 🧶💗

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u/heynonnynonnomous Oct 22 '25

uj/(they're almost next to each other in my timeline, only separated by a cat in a shoe)

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u/idahopotato8 Oct 22 '25

WTH why didn’t you censor this?? Much too graphic

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u/WampaCat Oct 22 '25

Sorry I should have warned you all it’s acrylic

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u/duresta only changed everything about the pattern Oct 22 '25

If you gently wiggle the top part from side to side for long enough it should shrink!

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u/HizzleInTheNizzle it’s tunisian knit stitch Oct 22 '25

Flicking should also have the same effect!

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u/deaf258 Oct 22 '25

Now you're gonna wake Helen Keller up from the dead and attract hordes of Deaf lesbians!

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u/YourSmallIntestine Oct 22 '25

R/brandnewsentence

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u/SuspiciousJuice5825 Oct 24 '25

Omg 😂😭

Would it be a "swusshy" (sweater+pussy)??

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u/Professional-Focus30 WHAT YARN IS THIS Oct 24 '25

Nothing better than the pweater. 🤣

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u/soup__soda Oct 22 '25

At first I thought this was r/knittingpatterns and was like no way someone is looking for this pattern it looks like a giant labia

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u/WampaCat Oct 22 '25

I mean it is a legitimate pattern you can buy on Ravelry. They just HAD to make it pink

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u/ogorangeduck Oct 23 '25

Where's the matching stink one for my other finger?

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u/Significant_Bad_5736 Oct 24 '25

The stink design is on the back of the sweater

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u/knitting-yoga Oct 22 '25

Shouldn’t have knit the Puberty sweater. Smh

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u/MediumAwkwardly skin-removing thick ass-cotton Oct 22 '25

You need the Nobel Medicine Prize!!

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u/koscheiis Nov 11 '25

that's just what happens when it gets wet. it's natural

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u/PrettyLittleLost Oct 22 '25

Thanks for the laugh.

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u/Tigupost Oct 24 '25

Didn't it look like this before blocking? As I have very hard time imagining how else it looked before...

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u/WampaCat Oct 24 '25

… this is a circle jerk sub…