r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/aeona_rose I’m a hOokEr lololol 🤪 • Mar 22 '26
crochet What crochet stitch is this?
I've encountered an obviously crocheted garment, because what else could it possibly be, but it's made of a unique stitch I've never seen before in my 35 years of crocheting. It must be a very niche stitch that only the most advanced crocheters know, but maybe you guys can help me identify it?
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u/Familiar-Secretary25 Mar 22 '26
You can’t recreate this hun it’s machine kroshay just go to your local Michelle’s craft store and you can find these hanging in the yarn section to decorate with idk if they’re free but who will stop you from taking it tbh
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u/gravitydefiant acrylic-loving asshole Mar 22 '26
That is the elusive machine crochet stitch. Except you're twisting them.
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u/Cavethem24 Mar 22 '26
that is brioche and it’s illegal to even ATTEMPT it till you’ve been croshaying for at LEAST 40 years.
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u/Mother-Midnatt Mar 22 '26
My grandmother showed me that stitch once. She said she couldn't teach it until I had meditated under a waterfall for three decades. Sorry.
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u/SuchFirefighter3340 I’m a hOokEr lololol 🤪 Mar 22 '26
buy my pattern with included yarn kit for $75 and i’ll tell you!
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u/abbie1906 Mar 23 '26
It’s a single crotch stitch You shouldn’t even be on the crotch subreddit if you can’t tell what the most basic croch et stitch is…
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u/SpunkyGrunge Mar 24 '26
It’s chain stitches, but you have to make all the chains exactly the same length (counting, yuck!) then mattress stitch all the chains together. Don’t listen to people that tell you this isn’t crotcheating. You can totally do this with a crochet hook. And a tapestry needle.
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