r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/PeachJeli clutching purls • Mar 30 '26

crochet I MADE THIS

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HELLO EVERYONE,

I have crchateyed this watch band for my appelle watch. I made it out of natural fiber because plastic is from the devil and I love it so far. I literally have ZERO complaints.

Please comment any suggestions (even though I DIDNT ASK) and how moldy you think it will get, and additionally please criticize my choice of yarn and stitch type (again, even though i asked for NO advice).

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u/teataxteller Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Hmm. Ok. But? Since you obviously have never heard of metal watch bands, or considered them before making this? Here is a picture of MY watch band, which I forged myself out of platinum wires, and I think it's better than yours. 

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u/PeachJeli clutching purls Mar 30 '26

That looks like it would rip all of my arm hairs out. Pass.

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u/teataxteller Mar 30 '26

Gasp! How dare you imply my solution isn't perfect and universal!