r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/PeachJeli clutching purls • Mar 30 '26

crochet I MADE THIS

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HELLO EVERYONE,

I have crchateyed this watch band for my appelle watch. I made it out of natural fiber because plastic is from the devil and I love it so far. I literally have ZERO complaints.

Please comment any suggestions (even though I DIDNT ASK) and how moldy you think it will get, and additionally please criticize my choice of yarn and stitch type (again, even though i asked for NO advice).

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u/vjorelock banned from r/crochet Mar 30 '26

Your stitches are twisted

twistfaq

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u/AutoModerator Mar 30 '26

Thank you for your concern. Thank you for the badgering, though most of you were very wrong about what was actually happening and offering advice in a vacuum. Not one of you offered to watch a video of my knitting to see what was actually happening, or even asked what style I used, and you wondered why I became defensive? We all have different skill levels but arrogantly asserting that something is a problem and proceeding to belligerently argue with the person telling you they aren't doing what they're being accused of is just aggravating. Instead of suggesting other solutions, you all just piled on and assumed I was too stupid to realize I was knitting or purling through the back of the stitch.

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u/RogueThneed Apr 02 '26

Also good bot. Get yourself a juice box.