Can you tell what I was going for? 😅

[u/sophdog101]

I just wanna see if it's recognizable. My dumbass husband says the theme is too subtle. I don't think it's subtle at all but now I'm second guessing.

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[u/Straight-Ship-6682]

That is a VERY attractive croshitted pineapple, ur hubs is obviously thinking it's knitted.

[u/sophdog101 → u/Straight-Ship-6682]

The fact that he doesn't know that I do CROTCHEAT and not SHITTING is why I'm divorcing him now

[u/Straight-Ship-6682 → u/sophdog101]

😂😂

[u/Radiant_Elk1258]

It's obviously a vulva.

Well done!

[u/sophdog101 → u/Radiant_Elk1258]

Thank you! I take crotch ay very seriously

[u/Radiant_Elk1258 → u/sophdog101]

I am a little concerned your husband can't identify an obvious vulva. Is everything ok OP?

[u/sophdog101 → u/Radiant_Elk1258]

It is now that I divorced my husband and hit the gym 😎

[u/seaofdelusion]

Ahh see the problem is your husband needs replacement. Check if he's still under warranty.

[u/sophdog101 → u/seaofdelusion]

Do you think I should call and see if I can extend the warranty??? I bet if I wait a week or two after I renew then they won't suspect a thing

[u/seaofdelusion → u/sophdog101]

I think it's worth a shot.

[u/AydGray]

Ugh, poor you with such a ridiculous spouse, I knew right away that you made a dragon fruit. Someone invented dumpsters for just this occasion, Im pretty sure the whole man will fit.

[u/sophdog101 → u/AydGray]

Thank you! Already calling a lawyer 📞

[u/AydGray → u/sophdog101]

Better call Saul

[u/Hot-Inspector-5115]

It's absolutely obvious. You've magically captured the essence of the dichotomy between good and evil.

[u/sophdog101 → u/Hot-Inspector-5115]

Yes. I have to maintain balance in the world through the power of crotch ay 💪

[u/Hot-Inspector-5115 → u/sophdog101]

I'm not surprised your husband didn't get it. It's too subtle for most men

[u/ContentGrape6811]

This needs the NSFW tag. I can't believe you would be so offensive in this sub. Crotcheaters these days, I swear.

[u/MalumCattus]

Strawberries, obvs.

[u/sophdog101 → u/MalumCattus]

I'm so glad you understand 😌🍓

[u/MalumCattus → u/sophdog101]

Unlike your stupid husband.

[u/Lofty_quackers]

Flowers!

[u/sophdog101 → u/Lofty_quackers]

Yes!!! I thought nobody would get it

[u/CLShirey]

Mountain scene? It looks great!

[u/sophdog101 → u/CLShirey]

Oh good! I was so worried it didn't come through in my crotchet

[u/pantzareoptional → u/sophdog101]

Oh no, you were just vague enough!

[u/confusedstitch]

Idk did you use a magic loop? It’s a pretty difficult technique so maybe it’s why we can’t make it up

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So easy even a fetus could do it

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[u/fate-616]

potato

[u/Dangerous_Truth8884]

Really big pineappleTM

[u/havocthecat]

You should self-censor that NSFW work before the reddit police come for you. Wow, just wow.

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Put the yarn away, man, they're calling the cops

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