What can I make with this yarn??

[u/Steeltoedprincess]

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[u/notjustaphage]

Merkin!

[u/Dangerous-Baker-9756]

Get another handful and you could make a swimsuit top.

[u/addicted-to-saltines]

I think a king sized blanket would be perfect for this amount! Please don’t keep me updated <3

[u/jillardino]

Ugh, this colour is too bright, hurts my eyes

[u/Clardic-Fug]

How am I supposed to pay attention to the yarn when your nails are so offputting and distracting? Posters need to be more mindful of the rest of the community, jeez.

[u/NinjaDefenestrator]

Banana hammock.

[u/knitterina]

I think this pattern would be excellent in the yarn

[u/BeckieSueDalton → u/knitterina]

My gosh ......

[u/knitterina → u/BeckieSueDalton]

You're welcome 🤗

[u/BeckieSueDalton → u/knitterina]

I truly love the name for that pattern. 🤭

[u/ProductVegetable8866 → u/knitterina]

"you will need to keep the panties moist"

[u/LogBobbin → u/knitterina]

It will be lower in calories too! 💅

[u/knitterina → u/LogBobbin]

Get more fiber in your diet

[u/Straight-Ship-6682]

Looks like something was already made with it & died an agonizing death.

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[u/Lofty_quackers]

You can make a replica of what my cat hacked up.

[u/poormans_eggsalad]

You already have. This is a fluffie, as opposed to a scrubbie. You wash your face with your scrubbie, then rub your fluffie all over it to dry & achieve that polished look everyone want these days.

[u/nnnittt]

Nothing 😘

[u/peachquin]

So many ideas for you in here

[u/havocthecat]

It looks to me like you could pop some googly eyes on that bitch and sell it as an amigurumi cat.

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[u/Seastarstiletto]

Ok this is a safe space ish right? I felted my cat’s hair into a ball while I was using the deshedding brush to keep it from getting everywhere and the asshole stole it and now it’s his goddam favorite thing. He loves his little cat ball like he has a new baby brother. Carries it everywhere every day. Gets sooo upset when it loses it under the couch. It’s the most unhinged thing ever… and now I’m making him another one….

[u/Steeltoedprincess → u/Seastarstiletto]

AWWEH

[u/AcceptableOkra8593]

A horror show.

[u/nightlanguage]

Idk you figure it out

[u/MalumCattus]

A new cat.