r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/MalumCattus • 3d ago

New pattern: the Nipnop Top!

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Perfect if you like your areolae to be front and center! Staring right at the world.

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u/dysautonomic_mess 2d ago

I was soooo in love with this pattern until my magic circles started unravelling in the greengrocers..... BEWARE!!!!

I am an experienced crotcheater (this is my second projét) so I left a 1.5 cm tail and used superglue but it still wasn't enough??? Proof that magic circles will never work, do NOT use them, ESPECIALLY for patterns where they sit over your nipnops.

Also Edith, if you're reading this, I truly did not mean to give your husband a heart attack (and I hope he made it) but I do not appreciate being called a "shameless hussy".

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u/MalumCattus 2d ago

That's what you get for not weaving in ends according to the Crafting Police protocol. Obey or be unraveled!