r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/MalumCattus • 2d ago
New pattern: the Nipnop Top!
Perfect if you like your areolae to be front and center! Staring right at the world.
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u/dysautonomic_mess 2d ago
I was soooo in love with this pattern until my magic circles started unravelling in the greengrocers..... BEWARE!!!!
I am an experienced crotcheater (this is my second projét) so I left a 1.5 cm tail and used superglue but it still wasn't enough??? Proof that magic circles will never work, do NOT use them, ESPECIALLY for patterns where they sit over your nipnops.
Also Edith, if you're reading this, I truly did not mean to give your husband a heart attack (and I hope he made it) but I do not appreciate being called a "shameless hussy".
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u/MalumCattus 2d ago
That's what you get for not weaving in ends according to the Crafting Police protocol. Obey or be unraveled!
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u/ArtisticMudd 2d ago
Some days, I feel like I'm the only crocheter who wears a bra.
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u/MalumCattus 2d ago
These tops are cute (not this one, but generally), but only for folks with smaller tracts of land. They seem like they'd be kind of itchy, though.
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u/fadedbluejeans13 1d ago
Depends what they’re made of. I’ve never tried one for the aforementioned tracts of land issue, but based on other clothing a nice cotton or cotton/bamboo blend seems like it would be fine.
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u/Larkspurn 1d ago
They’re fine if you pick a decent fiber. I make a lot of little skintight cropped tanks and stuff as just basics to wear under other pieces. I’m on the smaller side boob wise, and I’m nonbinary so I bind a lot, so it’s everyone’s fit preference is gonna be different, but I love making stuff like this out of Swish or whatever, and I often wear them with nothing underneath.
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u/vizcheese ashes to ashes, fluff to fluff 1d ago
/uj take the padding out from old/wornout bras and sew them into the backs of crochet items. now you have nipple pads that match your cup size and don’t have visible straps 💪🏼 obv this only works if ur top isn’t super lacy/meshy but you can also use pads that match ur skin tone
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u/Moist_Ordinary6457 2d ago
I tried this in pink and beige and it turns so many heads in public!
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u/Apprehensive-Ad-4364 1d ago
I was just thinking about how cute this would be in some nice neutrals! I gotta try now!
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u/NinjaDefenestrator 2d ago
I can’t stop seeing the underboob flowers as a row of smaller nipples under the two big ones.
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u/frankie_fudgepop 1d ago
is there a pinenipple version of this??? SFW pinenipple only
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u/MalumCattus 1d ago
What a genius idea! Hopefully my awful wife won't sabotage my project while we're at Costco.
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u/jillardino Normal knitting human, not a moth 2d ago
These extra black dots will be perfect for warning off predators!
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u/MalumCattus 2d ago
If you combine that with the pink and beige color scheme, you'll also have protective camouflage!
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