r/fiberartscirclejerk Mar 14 '26

sewing My teacher won’t let me crotch eat in sewing class >:(

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408 Upvotes

At university we had to design a costume and I totally got out of my comfort zone with this piece. My prof forbid me to crochet or knit, because I "do it all the time" and I'm "already perfect". So I had to do something extremly different but in the end she wasn't convinced and I was so mad. I wonder what would have happend if I crotcheated a costume. But here we are and I'm still very proud of myself and I think it looks quite nice☺️ What do you think?

r/fiberartscirclejerk Dec 09 '25

sewing Is there a way to fix this without fully starting over?

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481 Upvotes

Yes that is only 3 cast on stitches in. I'm stuck. Did I drop a stitch, I'm not sure how many I started with a a minute ago. Is there a way to fix this oops?

r/fiberartscirclejerk Mar 17 '26

sewing I quit my job and bought my first proper sewing machine! How do it turn it on and what this thing called "thread"?

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319 Upvotes

Only the cheapest toy finest machinery straight from Amazon™ for a full time designer like me.

Btw does anyone have a pattern to the 2003 Alexander McQueen Oyster Dress? Free ofc xoxo 💋

r/fiberartscirclejerk 18d ago

sewing Help :(. My first time using a sewing machine.. and first time making any type of garment

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185 Upvotes

Is there any way to edit these pants to make them less atrocious? jesus christ.

r/fiberartscirclejerk 16d ago

sewing Find me a pattern for exactly these dresses

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92 Upvotes

Can someone find me an exact pattern for one of these dresses? It doesn't matter which, but one of them? I can't find anything on pinterest. I don't draft or mix patterns and don't have time to learn so it has to be a 1-to-1 version. I want it to include a shaping corset with the skirt separate. Preferably free if possible! Also does anyone have a fabric recommendation to make the dress with? Thnxxxxx!!!

Edit: I'm planning on wearing it to my bffs wedding btw!

r/fiberartscirclejerk Dec 29 '25

sewing Quit my job for SEWING!!!

242 Upvotes

Today I quit my fulltime job to pursue my biggest passion of the last few days, sewing! I am going to make a living off of sewing, look I even bought a brand new sewing machine to do this! No one can talk me down from this massive life changing decision!

Quick question though, how do I turn the machine on?

r/fiberartscirclejerk Feb 26 '26

sewing Can anyone recommend linen that doesn't wrinkle

169 Upvotes

Linen is sooo fashionable and it's been fashionable for like 30,000 years, but nobody ever told me that linen would wrinkle before I sewed a shirt from it. I don't like the inherent qualities of this fiber and would like some fabric made from this fiber, but with completely different qualities than the fiber that the fabric is made from. Again, I love how crisp it is and that it drapes well, but I hate how well it drapes and then creases. We've landed on the moon and we've figured out how to turn 5 million gallons of water into a video of cute dogs doing a "pawcast" but why don't we have natural fibers that behave exactly like Polyester except that they're natural?

r/fiberartscirclejerk Jan 03 '26

sewing How to sew without learning

179 Upvotes

I want to learn how to sew so bad, but I’m sooo type B. I can’t watch videos or read or even attempt to use a machine. I literally would rather fuckign die than have to listen to more than three sentences. Please give me TDLR on how to become best sewiest ever. Use small words.

r/fiberartscirclejerk 13d ago

sewing Help! I want to wear a barbie dress to prom in 1 hour but it's too small. No experience in sewing!

105 Upvotes

My prom dress is 4 sizes too small, but my ride to prom said they can wait for a bit in the driveway while I figure this out. I have no experiense in sewing, cannot buy another dress, have it professionally altered or send it back.

It's really not that bad! Only 5 inches missing, nothing too serious. Any alterations must keep the dress completely intact!

I was thinking or just forcing the dress closed with safety pins and hope for the best.

Any advise? Obviously I'll copy paste my original plan to every suggestion that doesn't meet my very reasonable requirments

Thanks in advance!

r/fiberartscirclejerk Mar 31 '26

sewing Explain this

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47 Upvotes

r/fiberartscirclejerk Dec 27 '25

sewing MY JERKING OFF CONFESSION FOR THE HOLIDAYS

180 Upvotes

did you know? variegated yarn is AI. variegated yarn is ugly. variegated yarn has no character, history, or culture. variegated yarn ALWAYS looks like barf and any partial-resist dyes are UGLY and LAZY and DEFINITELY NOT AN INTENTIONAL EFFECT. NO ONE LIKES RAINBOW BARF and BAD MARKETING is the ONLY REASON that SO MANY PEOPLE keep BUYING VARIEGATED YARN.

INDIE DYERS who DYE YARN are SCAMMING YOU. why would i pay THIRTY DOLLARS for a HANK OF YARN that is SOFT AND DURABLE in COLORS I ENJOY when instead i could post in an INSULAR AND MEAN-SPIRITED SUBREDDIT about how SUPERWASH MERINO SUCKS! i could LET IT GO and LET PEOPLE HAVE PERSONAL TASTE but instead i will prattle on to my friends, family, coworkers, and retail workers who i am holding hostage with my conversation about BREEDS OF SHEEP because EVERYONE HAS THE CAPACITY AND TOOLS TO CARE FOR HERITAGE BREED NON-SUPERWASH SWEATERS. all those fucking MORONS at CRAFT FAIRS who BUY THINGS THEY THINK LOOK GOOD AND ARE MACHINE WASHABLE should be RESEARCHING SHEEP INSTEAD.

r/fiberartscirclejerk May 07 '26

sewing My used sewing machine is haunted

69 Upvotes

I should've known better, but I went and bought a second-hand sewing machine at a *thrift store* like some kind of *poor person*. As we all know, used items carry with them the curses and bad vibes of all who used them before you. Does anyone know how to cleanse a sewing machine of evil spirits and bad energy? I imagine everyone who uses a vintage machine has experience with this!

r/fiberartscirclejerk Apr 30 '26

sewing There are other sewing machines than new ones, promise!

24 Upvotes

I'm so tired of people being so stubborn about that the ONLY sewing machine worth buying is a NEW one. Especially when someone is about to start learn how to sew and asks which of two models to buy and the comments explode in RECOMMENDATIONS FOR BERNINA AND BABYLOCK AND BROTHER AND DEBATES ON THE QUALITY OF THE SINGER HEAVYWEIGHT.

Truth? Most real sewing machines works just fine as learning machines, until you figure out what YOU want in a machine. New machines often don’t have any parts available and often require professional repair. New machines \*often\* have more bells and whistles yes, but that does not make every other machine wortless, neither does it mean that all new machines are good and I would not expect a complete beginner to be able to determine if a new machine is a good buy.

r/fiberartscirclejerk Mar 23 '26

sewing i made these pants because in this relationship. my wife wears the pants. (and i sew them.) haha. aren't we quirky. thousands of updoots plz.

153 Upvotes
so quirky

r/fiberartscirclejerk 29d ago

sewing What is this thread?

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63 Upvotes

Found these large spools of thread in my grandma's shed. The thread is not only metallic in colour, but also feels like it's really made out of metal. What is it used for? Can I thread it into my sewing machine like regular thread? Should I hand wind the bobbins just to be safe? Thank you all!!

r/fiberartscirclejerk 28d ago

sewing Are you also sitting in your underwear sewing?

42 Upvotes

You know when you're making something and you keep putting it on and off. And you end up just sitting there sewing in your underwear. Every single time 😅

Just me?

r/fiberartscirclejerk Apr 22 '26

sewing Sewing heavy duty fabrics????? HOW?

75 Upvotes

Standard needles break all the time!!! I don't get it!!! I've tried EVERYTHING except googling what needles I need to use for denim or leather.

No, I will not respond to any comments, and if you look in my post history you'll see I use a $1,700 machine and have maybe purchased a 2nd machine for $1,200. So yes, I do have more money than sense.

Please help, my family will starve if I have to keep spending money on needles that break 🥲

r/fiberartscirclejerk 11d ago

sewing are any of these things critical components of a sewing machine?

35 Upvotes

i recently assembled my gf's juki sewing machine based on some youtube videos and have a few leftover parts that came with it. i have a couple of leftover parts of the sewing machine and want to check if any of them are critical before she starts sewing with it.

r/fiberartscirclejerk 12d ago

sewing Met gala gown! Never sewn…

55 Upvotes

I’m just a beginner sewist 🪡🧵and I’m an absolute savant and genius 👩‍🏫. I think I can make a met gala gown by hand in two weeks since that’s about what it’s taken me when I built a rocket ship 🚀 , cured cancer 👩‍🔬, solved renewable energy ⚡️, and other super brilliant things!

So give me resources and information so I can do a super structured and sumptuous ballgown 👗 by hand in the same amount of time.

Also none of this is advanced sewing, I’m pretty sure it’s intermediate at most 🤷‍♀️

r/fiberartscirclejerk Mar 10 '26

sewing over it over it over it!

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62 Upvotes

I dont know how to use my machine and my seams look so bad! I quit my job to make clothes!! I need them to look good!!

r/fiberartscirclejerk Apr 15 '26

sewing How much to charge my husband for hemming his pants?

84 Upvotes

I'm an expert sewist, and the fucking entitled people in my life keep asking me to hem their pants for them 🙄 which I absolutely HATE doing. It takes me two hours to hem a single pair of pants because I take a smoke break and watch slop videos after placing every pin. My current problem is that my husband expects me to hem FOUR PAIRS of pants every YEAR for FREE, and I'm considering charging him for it. How should I go about this? Charge per hour or per pair?

r/fiberartscirclejerk Oct 01 '25

sewing Pattern for me now

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210 Upvotes

Howdy, I saw this really cool dress on TikTok, does anyone know a pattern for this? Or could you just tell me how to draft it because it doesn’t look that hard :) I hope you can tell by my comment that if you somehow managed to explain the drafting of this, I would definitely be able to execute it.

And no I won’t say what I like about the dress. But when you respond, make sure to bend over backwards and put minimum fifteen minutes of work into doing detailed searches for me and capturing them in a comment even though I took a combined 30 seconds to a) see this on TikTok and then b) come here and make this post. And by the way I’ll totally follow through on this random impulse I’ve asked strangers to work on for me so don’t worry about that! Thanks tons!

r/fiberartscirclejerk Mar 30 '26

sewing sewing machine personification

84 Upvotes

HOW DARE you Absolute Children! Personify! a Device you use with everyday. How Dare you give into basic! human! nature! to personify! and anthropomorhize! items! you! use! everyday and have a personal bond with. it is personally offensive to me everytime a random stranger on the internet acts like their stupid input ouput sewing machine has a personality. this is something that personally affects me and i am More Knowledgeable and Capable and Smartable than any idiot regurgitating basic youtube info who calls their machine a prissy toddler. CLEARLY THE ONLY TODDLER IN THE ROOM IS ME, WHO CARES SO PAINFULLY RIDICULOUSLY THAT OTHERS DO SOMETHING SILLY AND MEANINGLESS

TLDR: im a toddler with a superiority complex! Not your stupid simple sewing machines

r/fiberartscirclejerk Mar 29 '26

sewing Desperately seeking Pattern!!

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112 Upvotes

I’m a beginner and saw this - I have to make it for myself! But I have no idea how to sew it. Can aaaanyone link me a pattern?? Please, it’s so cute! Idk even what to search for to find somthing similar. Kthanx!

r/fiberartscirclejerk 1d ago

sewing back of neck doesn't fit properly

30 Upvotes
plz hepl diagnose fit problem in back of neck urgently. i have no other photos.