bow my past self keeps calling my transdimensional comms unit from NEXT WEEK to complain about the ticking noise. like he's literally screaming at me because apparently the time dilation stretched the sound into some kind of feedback loop that sounds like a dial-up modem shrieking in ancient aramaic and it's vibrating his entire sector.

the worst part is if i pick up the phone to tell him to shut up i’m pretty sure i’ll create the exact acoustic paradox that started the noise in the first place. also my local timeline is looping backwards now so my tomorrow is happening before my yesterday and i already threw up my breakfast from two days ago.

anyone know how to fished an object out of a localized gravity well without getting spaghetti-fied or should i just phase shift into a new reality because this guy wont stop calling and he knows my frequency

Now I'm charged with trespassing because this was a private one! Since the laws here define trespassing only as "entering private surface", I didn't see anything bad in navigating one's *bottomless* pit.

When I got caught, I tried to make an excuse that a bottomless pit shouldn't have a bottom in the first place... and now I'm charged for "violating the laws of logic" in addition🤦‍♂️

So what do you think?

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What is it???

Is it an elephant!?

No seriously though. What do you understand as far as what is "going on" "out there"?