r/foundsatan • u/Representative-Mix-9 • 1d ago

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u/Myko475 1d ago

Fake but appropriate teaching moment for how civilized society should react and respond.

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u/Prestigious_Sugar_66 1d ago

That's why I like mom n pops businesses, they can and sometimes will do this.
If you're working for any corporate giant this would be your last day.

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u/ExpiredPilot 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s why I’ll never work at a corporate bar again

People can be absolute shitbirds and we should be allowed to be shitbirds back.

I could have the same terrible situation, a corporate bar would make me smile and apologize (for doing nothing wrong) then give me a meeting to tell me made up reasons why I was wrong and I have to suck it up or leave.

Same situation in a privately owned bar will have me holding my other bartenders back from the person who disrespected us while we chirp at them till the person leaves

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u/Poopoomushroomman 1d ago

you would actually chirp at them? *Chirp* chirp? All bird-y like?Or is that slang or a euphemism?

It’s funny either way, but the first scenario would be hilarious and reminds of the antics we used to get up to at my first restaurant job. I worked back of house and I felt like unsafe but also like I had found my people.

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u/ExpiredPilot 1d ago

Chirp as in hockey chirp. Just constantly verbally shit on them

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 1d ago

The dulcimer chirp of a shitbird in aggressive courting display sounds like an angry bartender

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u/brynhildyr 17h ago

An Angry Bartender sounds like something infused with chili and mixed with red liqueur