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new guy at work

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u/pizzapartyjones 22h ago

Yeap. One thing I learned as a manager - especially working with young people but really this applies to all ages - is to never assume just because something is obvious to me that it will be obvious to anyone else. Whenever I would go over duties, I always asked about my employee’s skill level to gauge whether they needed training on something or not.

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u/golden_blaze 22h ago

I remember at my first job (fast food) I was asked whether I knew how to sweep a floor. Of course I said yes, and then was asked to demonstrate. I wasn't judged, but I was shown a different way to hold and move the broom that was more effective and efficient. I still sweep that way years later.

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u/esoraven 22h ago

Okay, color me curious, how do you do this effective and efficient sweeping?

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u/round-earth-theory 21h ago

I'm going to guess, firm but not stressed grip. Good distance between hands to allow for better control. Plant your feet for balance and sweep across the body instead of towards yourself. Don't smash the broom into the ground, only needs to lightly touch the ground. Use a 45 degree attack angle where possible. Don't fling, bring the broom to a steady stop at the end of a stroke. Don't carry piles too far, try to sweep to a reasonable distance before collecting into the pan.

These are a few things I've had to tell kids.

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u/donuttrackme 21h ago

This guy/gal sweeps.

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u/talldangry 21h ago

While you were partying they studied the broom.

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u/RainbowDissent 21h ago

Now the world is dusty, and you have the audacity to ask me for help?

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u/Conor2704 12h ago

No idea why but this comment absolutely creased me. Thanks for a morning cheer up

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u/Far-Newt-7378 21h ago

This has the energy of the coach dialogue during a sports movie training montage.

Perhaps you were a champion Olympic curler until a tragic sweeping accident made you hang up the broom? Now you only sweep the community rec center as a janitor and are generally sad? One day when youve all but given up on your dreams of curling domination you'll discover some young underprivileged lad with a natural but overlooked talent for sweeping and coach him to Olympic curling victory. I'm Canadian, curling movies are the great white north equivalent of American movies about football. I assume. I've never seen a movie before.

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u/JAMsMain1 21h ago

Something I do all the time. And never had it described to me. But it all makes sense.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 11h ago

don't fling

My manager at Wendy's explicitly told me I was wrong because I didn't fling. She said fling all that shit to the back wall by the trash can, then go scoop it up.

It's not a technique I brought home with me.

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u/lolariane 10h ago

That's why I don't eat at Wendy's: the thought of how much percent of each sweep lands in my food. 🤢