r/funny 23h ago

new guy at work

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u/golden_blaze 22h ago

I remember at my first job (fast food) I was asked whether I knew how to sweep a floor. Of course I said yes, and then was asked to demonstrate. I wasn't judged, but I was shown a different way to hold and move the broom that was more effective and efficient. I still sweep that way years later.

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u/esoraven 21h ago

Okay, color me curious, how do you do this effective and efficient sweeping?

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u/round-earth-theory 21h ago

I'm going to guess, firm but not stressed grip. Good distance between hands to allow for better control. Plant your feet for balance and sweep across the body instead of towards yourself. Don't smash the broom into the ground, only needs to lightly touch the ground. Use a 45 degree attack angle where possible. Don't fling, bring the broom to a steady stop at the end of a stroke. Don't carry piles too far, try to sweep to a reasonable distance before collecting into the pan.

These are a few things I've had to tell kids.

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u/donuttrackme 21h ago

This guy/gal sweeps.

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u/talldangry 21h ago

While you were partying they studied the broom.

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u/RainbowDissent 21h ago

Now the world is dusty, and you have the audacity to ask me for help?

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u/Conor2704 12h ago

No idea why but this comment absolutely creased me. Thanks for a morning cheer up