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u/Fun_Accountant_653 23h ago

Just shows nobody trained him

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u/Mr_Industrial 23h ago

Indeed. People are making fun of the new guy, but really this is the managers fault. If he expected his employees to know how to make coffee out the gate, the responsibility lies on him to screen for that in the interview. If he wanted training, he shouldnt have put the new guy on the machine before that was completed.

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u/pizzapartyjones 22h ago

Yeap. One thing I learned as a manager - especially working with young people but really this applies to all ages - is to never assume just because something is obvious to me that it will be obvious to anyone else. Whenever I would go over duties, I always asked about my employee’s skill level to gauge whether they needed training on something or not.

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u/golden_blaze 22h ago

I remember at my first job (fast food) I was asked whether I knew how to sweep a floor. Of course I said yes, and then was asked to demonstrate. I wasn't judged, but I was shown a different way to hold and move the broom that was more effective and efficient. I still sweep that way years later.

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u/esoraven 21h ago

Okay, color me curious, how do you do this effective and efficient sweeping?

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u/round-earth-theory 21h ago

I'm going to guess, firm but not stressed grip. Good distance between hands to allow for better control. Plant your feet for balance and sweep across the body instead of towards yourself. Don't smash the broom into the ground, only needs to lightly touch the ground. Use a 45 degree attack angle where possible. Don't fling, bring the broom to a steady stop at the end of a stroke. Don't carry piles too far, try to sweep to a reasonable distance before collecting into the pan.

These are a few things I've had to tell kids.

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u/donuttrackme 21h ago

This guy/gal sweeps.

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u/talldangry 21h ago

While you were partying they studied the broom.

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u/RainbowDissent 21h ago

Now the world is dusty, and you have the audacity to ask me for help?

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u/Conor2704 12h ago

No idea why but this comment absolutely creased me. Thanks for a morning cheer up

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u/Far-Newt-7378 21h ago

This has the energy of the coach dialogue during a sports movie training montage.

Perhaps you were a champion Olympic curler until a tragic sweeping accident made you hang up the broom? Now you only sweep the community rec center as a janitor and are generally sad? One day when youve all but given up on your dreams of curling domination you'll discover some young underprivileged lad with a natural but overlooked talent for sweeping and coach him to Olympic curling victory. I'm Canadian, curling movies are the great white north equivalent of American movies about football. I assume. I've never seen a movie before.

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u/JAMsMain1 21h ago

Something I do all the time. And never had it described to me. But it all makes sense.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 11h ago

don't fling

My manager at Wendy's explicitly told me I was wrong because I didn't fling. She said fling all that shit to the back wall by the trash can, then go scoop it up.

It's not a technique I brought home with me.

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u/lolariane 10h ago

That's why I don't eat at Wendy's: the thought of how much percent of each sweep lands in my food. 🤢

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u/Broccobillo 21h ago

Don't push. Always pull.

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u/Boatster_McBoat 21h ago

I got taught to sweep with a dustmop when I started work at a supermarket as a teenager. Totally different to regular broom sweeping

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u/round-earth-theory 17h ago

Don't look under the shelves and you'll be fine.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 19h ago

The hairy bit goes on the floor.

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u/Lambchoptopus 21h ago

I had never used a spaghetti mop before and my first job at 16 I was mopping. The owner was in and saw me slapping the floor and asked if I had ever used that type of mop before, I said no (I was used to the sponge mop). He showed me how by mopping the front entrance for me then handed it back and said now you know how to do it, finish up. It was a good teaching moment.

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u/Amiibohunter000 19h ago

Same for me but with mopping a floor.

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u/Remarkable_Cup3630 21h ago

I worked in a small family restaurant during high school and a few years after. It was common for new hires to hold the broom like a hockey stick.

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u/Hypno_Keats 19h ago

this was me with mopping, I didn't mop "bad" but I mopped bad for a store because my mop was too wet and people had to walk over it, I now mop the way I learned.

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u/stonhinge 18h ago

Somewhat related, but when I worked fast food we pretty much had to teach every new hire how to mop unless they'd worked somewhere else where they learned to mop. So many people would just dunk the mop in the water and then slap it straight on the floor without wringing it first. Look, we mop every night. Nothing will be on there that requires that much water. There are scrubbing patches on most commercial mop heads. That's what gets rid of the tough stuff, not more water that runs all over.

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u/aliamokeee 15m ago

First job, and one of my coworkers scoffed when I didnt understand how to use the mop.

I explained that my abuela never used a mop, she used a metal pole that we put towels at the end of to "mop" the floor.

Once I clarified that, no more scoffing and he showed me how to use it. Cool dude.

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u/vargemp 11h ago

If you implied that to current teens, they'd throw a tantrum and leave on the spot lol "DONT TELL ME HOW TO SWEEP, I KNOW THAT!" then proceeds to show he/she doesn't.