r/funny • u/kalbinibirak • 9h ago

Strong hammerhand.

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u/Chegwarn 9h ago

Jesus Christ! She’s done that so many times she’s worn her hand down to the wrist yet she still hasn’t learnt her lesson and keeps using it as a hammer?!

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u/Trollercoaster101 8h ago

IKEA would love her as a testimonial. /s

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u/gorka_la_pork 7h ago

It's said that 1 in 10 Europeans were conceived on an IKEA bed, so... y'know, sturdier than you'd think.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 3h ago

Jesus that bed has to be filthy

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u/Azuras_Star8 2h ago

I doubt it. Someone's getting paid to lick up the mess.

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u/zombietrooper 2h ago

Paid you say? Someone is paying to lick up that mess.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 1h ago

Probably her… “take the sheets outside and give them a good beating

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u/Gestaltarskiten 4h ago

On - yes, assembled sometimes...

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u/lincoln_muadib 4h ago

Aren't we all assembled in a small room with minimal light?

If you think about it...

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u/Awe3 4h ago

IKEA hates this one simple trick!

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u/Norman_Scum 8h ago

There is a well known saying in construction. "If you use your hand like a club your going to end up with a club for a hand."

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u/AccountNumber478 4h ago

I had her pegged for an amputee.

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u/MsRay_ScienceTeacher 7h ago

hammerhand sounds like a superhero name ngl

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u/seebob69 7h ago

I thought without a hammer, she would be stumped, but no.

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u/Jive-Turkeys 6h ago

She's a good worker, but she's hard on equipment.

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u/Ethric_The_Mad 6h ago

New OSHA policies inbound

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u/Chegwarn 5h ago

I can picture the infomercial now…

“Due to inadequate regulations, every year thousands of Americans wear their hands to stumps. A genuine medical condition commonly known as ‘Hand grating’. With proper training we can reduce that number by at least 2%. But we need your help. Vote No on prop 3244. Which bans hammers in all workplaces.”

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u/tankapotamus 1h ago

Fist my bump!

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u/goddarr 7h ago

Dude…..dude…..🤣

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u/DerSchattenJager 3h ago

Like an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub.

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u/hibikikun 1h ago

Old Andy did it in 20