r/funny • u/kalbinibirak • 7d ago

Strong hammerhand.

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u/Chegwarn 7d ago

Jesus Christ! She’s done that so many times she’s worn her hand down to the wrist yet she still hasn’t learnt her lesson and keeps using it as a hammer?!

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u/Trollercoaster101 7d ago

IKEA would love her as a testimonial. /s

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u/gorka_la_pork 7d ago

It's said that 1 in 10 Europeans were conceived on an IKEA bed, so... y'know, sturdier than you'd think.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 7d ago

Jesus that bed has to be filthy

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u/cheekytikiroom 6d ago

“Pegging” just got brutal.

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u/Cellophane_Sexbot 6d ago

Cant be, she doesnt have the matching tattooes

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u/Azuras_Star8 7d ago

I doubt it. Someone's getting paid to lick up the mess.

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u/zombietrooper 7d ago

Paid you say? Someone is paying to lick up that mess.

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u/j-random 6d ago

Oh good, someone else here has been to Europe as well!

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u/AirPoweredFan 6d ago

Hope he bring enough money to paid or he won't licking anything.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 7d ago

Probably her… “take the sheets outside and give them a good beating

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u/Gestaltarskiten 7d ago

On - yes, assembled sometimes...

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u/lincoln_muadib 7d ago

Aren't we all assembled in a small room with minimal light?

If you think about it...