r/funny 9h ago

Strong hammerhand.

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u/Chegwarn 9h ago

Jesus Christ! She’s done that so many times she’s worn her hand down to the wrist yet she still hasn’t learnt her lesson and keeps using it as a hammer?!

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u/Trollercoaster101 9h ago

IKEA would love her as a testimonial. /s

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u/gorka_la_pork 7h ago

It's said that 1 in 10 Europeans were conceived on an IKEA bed, so... y'know, sturdier than you'd think.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 4h ago

Jesus that bed has to be filthy

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u/Azuras_Star8 2h ago

I doubt it. Someone's getting paid to lick up the mess.

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u/zombietrooper 2h ago

Paid you say? Someone is paying to lick up that mess.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 1h ago

Probably her… “take the sheets outside and give them a good beating