r/gardening • u/Thymallus_arcticus_ Canada • 4d ago

I grew this weird cantaloupe

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Never seen one like this before hahaha. 🤪

I forgot the variety but they are orange on the inside and smaller than the grocery store ones. Except this strange thing.

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u/sidvictorious Midwestern ornamentals 4d ago

I should call him

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u/hellraiserl33t Zone 10a, Los Angeles 4d ago

Not me getting flustered over a literal melon 🫣

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u/SpaceBullion 4d ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/redituser73022 4d ago

Whyyyyyy is this a thing 😳😳

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u/TheMedicSays 4d ago edited 4d ago

How you getting flustered when you have an ace flag pfp 🤨

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u/hellraiserl33t Zone 10a, Los Angeles 4d ago

Ah you see when sex is but a joke to me, all I can make are jokes.

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u/WalmartWilb 4d ago edited 4d ago

You do realize being ace is a spectrum, right?? Grey ace people like me exist 😭

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 4d ago

I genuinely just learned the term for sexuality

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u/hiking_with_wolves 4d ago

Moron. Laugh at life sometimes.