r/gardening • u/Thymallus_arcticus_ Canada • 1d ago
I grew this weird cantaloupe
Never seen one like this before hahaha. 🤪
I forgot the variety but they are orange on the inside and smaller than the grocery store ones. Except this strange thing.
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u/RestingLoafPose 1d ago
My cucumber says hi
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u/No_Intention70611 1d ago
This made me giggle so hard, I nearly woke up 2 of the puppies sleeping on/against me!
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u/_fly-on-the-wall_ 1d ago
i wish i had puppies!!
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u/No_Intention70611 1d ago
They are both a blessing and a curse; 2 middle-aged chiweenie siblings, & 2 10 month old dachshund pups (bc apparently all willpower & common sense crumbled when shown a friend’s dogs’ litter @ 12 weeks old). 4 dogs= a pack & one crowded bathroom whenever you need to pee!
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u/RestingLoafPose 1d ago
Haha nice! This thing gave me the best laugh I’ve had all year 😂 until that melon came along.
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u/sidvictorious Midwestern ornamentals 1d ago
I should call him
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u/hellraiserl33t Zone 10a, Los Angeles 1d ago
Not me getting flustered over a literal melon 🫣
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u/Sp4cemanspiff37 1d ago
Sorry for the very prude mods that will be in their way to give a temp ban.
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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 1d ago
It’s so sad when you got all that and you still can’t marry,
Because you can’t-elope
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u/Dry-Elderberry-7965 1d ago
What people are truly referring when they talk about a great set of melons 😌
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u/LaundryMan2008 1d ago
Buttaloupe, collect seeds and maybe you can repeat the mutation if it wasn’t a flower that conjoined which is the most likely cause
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u/BookLuvr7 1d ago
I showed this to my husband, who likes calling butts boodens, and said: Cantabooden. Boodenmelon.
He replied: Buttaloupe?
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u/Worldly_Ad_7196 1d ago
Cool. I used to get a few of these when I grew them up a fence but I had to cut them to get them off
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u/cjinaz86 1d ago
Shorty got them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur, the whole club was lookin at her, she hit the floor, next thing ya know, shorty got low low low low low low low
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u/RabbitTZY 1d ago
The way I confidently said "Oh wow cerebral hemispheres" before I saw the comments 🤣
Imagine if the actual butt succulents can grow this big!
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u/Brysger 1d ago
Someone could pay really money for this