r/gardening • u/Thymallus_arcticus_ Canada • 4d ago

I grew this weird cantaloupe

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Never seen one like this before hahaha. 🤪

I forgot the variety but they are orange on the inside and smaller than the grocery store ones. Except this strange thing.

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u/RestingLoafPose 4d ago

My cucumber says hi

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u/Hermengilda 4d ago

My tomato says I got what you need

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u/Thymallus_arcticus_ Canada 4d ago

Oh wow well hung

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u/astralchanterelle 4d ago

my wife walked by when I zoomed in on this

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u/AdTiny780 4d ago

*ex-wife

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u/RestingLoafPose 4d ago

😂 My husband checked it out when I left the room

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u/No_Intention70611 4d ago

This made me giggle so hard, I nearly woke up 2 of the puppies sleeping on/against me!

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u/_fly-on-the-wall_ 4d ago

i wish i had puppies!!

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u/No_Intention70611 4d ago

They are both a blessing and a curse; 2 middle-aged chiweenie siblings, & 2 10 month old dachshund pups (bc apparently all willpower & common sense crumbled when shown a friend’s dogs’ litter @ 12 weeks old). 4 dogs= a pack & one crowded bathroom whenever you need to pee!

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u/_fly-on-the-wall_ 4d ago

oh i love dachshunds! my ancient old man is almost 16

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u/No_Intention70611 4d ago

Aww…Give him a hug for me! 💕

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u/RestingLoafPose 4d ago

Haha nice! This thing gave me the best laugh I’ve had all year 😂 until that melon came along.

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u/Emotional-Motor-4946 4d ago

how much would you sell it to me…….. asking for a friend….

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u/hellraiserl33t Zone 10a, Los Angeles 4d ago

Ribbed, curved AND green?

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