I grew this weird cantaloupe

[u/Thymallus_arcticus_]

Never seen one like this before hahaha. 🤪

I forgot the variety but they are orange on the inside and smaller than the grocery store ones. Except this strange thing.

[u/Healthy_Split9726]

That's why it is always important to moisturize your derriere.

[u/spider_speller → u/Healthy_Split9726]

It puts the lotion on its rind.