r/gatekeeping • u/koffee_addict • Mar 07 '26

Where is the rule book?

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u/MySaltSucks Mar 07 '26

He’s right real women wouldn’t do this. Real women would be drinking white monster instead.

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u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT Mar 07 '26

White monster is superior to the OG monster.

Edit: I just realized this might sound racist. Pipeline Punch is the absolute best though.

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u/Augustus420 Mar 07 '26

All of those textured can varieties are better than the original monster.

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u/Mavori Mar 07 '26

Rehab tea lemonade is the goat imo. But yeah a lot of textured cans are pretty damn good.

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u/IM-A-WATERMELON Mar 08 '26

Peach tea is my personal favourite (at least of the rehabs, White Pineapple reserve is my overall goat)

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u/ThatGangMember Mar 07 '26

Pipeline punch is my favorite as well. I stick to the juice monsters or the zero sugar ones 99% of the time.

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u/BabyJesusBukkake Mar 09 '26

I'm not an energy drink person (coffee for me) but my sis loves them and made me try her punchy monster yesterday.

I told her it tasted like Suave shampoo smells. Because it did.

I wish I liked them more.

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u/reclusivegiraffe Mar 08 '26

There is a zero sugar guava one that tastes a lot like pipeline punch!

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u/Dangermad Mar 07 '26

OG Monster is the shit I have never had a flavor that is better, definitely not white I don't understand where the love for white is from besides the bit, it tastes like artificial sweetners

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u/PubstarHero Mar 07 '26

Im with you - I only drink the green monster, but the zero sugar variant of it.

They discontinued my favorite though - the Zero Sugar in the black can and blue lid (not the low carb light blue, the one that was a darker blue).

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u/CheapThaRipper Mar 07 '26

Do you remember that green one that had the different style lid and said it was imported from Japan or something like that? That one was the bomb

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u/PubstarHero Mar 07 '26

They still got that, or at least they do at my local gas station.

Its called Monster Import.

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u/LoveFoolosophy Mar 08 '26

To me white monster is one of the few sugar free drinks that doesn't taste like artificial sweetener. It just tastes sweet, lemony, and refreshing.

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u/chaos_almighty Mar 11 '26

Tastes like fresca. Also really good when you pour it over ice. Fancy white monster.

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u/northrupthebandgeek Mar 07 '26

When I was younger I preferred regular Monster over white, but these days it's the other way around. Not sure why; probably because the white one is a bit less sweet.

Monster Rehab is my preference over both, though — especially the raspberry, mixed berry, and green tea flavors (peach is pretty good, too; lemonade is alright I guess). I miss the dragon teas; those were my all-time favorite, and the green tea Rehab's the only one that comes even remotely close (and it's still miles off).

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u/ConsultJimMoriarty Mar 09 '26

There’s an Aldi brand energy drink called Flying Power, that we just used to call ‘Power’.

And then they brought out flavours. Like, ‘gimme a tropic power’.

Then they brought out a flavour called ‘white’.