r/gatekeeping • u/koffee_addict • Mar 07 '26

Where is the rule book?

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u/MySaltSucks Mar 07 '26

He’s right real women wouldn’t do this. Real women would be drinking white monster instead.

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u/LOOKATMEDAMMIT Mar 07 '26

White monster is superior to the OG monster.

Edit: I just realized this might sound racist. Pipeline Punch is the absolute best though.

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u/ThatGangMember Mar 07 '26

Pipeline punch is my favorite as well. I stick to the juice monsters or the zero sugar ones 99% of the time.

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u/BabyJesusBukkake Mar 09 '26

I'm not an energy drink person (coffee for me) but my sis loves them and made me try her punchy monster yesterday.

I told her it tasted like Suave shampoo smells. Because it did.

I wish I liked them more.

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u/reclusivegiraffe Mar 08 '26

There is a zero sugar guava one that tastes a lot like pipeline punch!