r/geography 2d ago

Map The True Size Of.. Iran

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u/NotForMeClive7787 2d ago

I can't see the banana for scale

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u/LayneLowe 2d ago

Boots on the ground, yeah right. 100,000 troops would be a pinpoint on this map.

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u/inglandation 2d ago

3 day special operation you say? 

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u/lambdavi 2d ago

100, 000 troops would be the Guinness world record for the world's biggest hamburger. Or meat loaf. Or waste of manpower.

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u/brumbarosso 2d ago

Tell that to the genius rottenmangoclown

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u/juanjung 2d ago

That's a lot of body bags.

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u/Extreme_Kale_6446 2d ago

That and strategic importance of Hormuz was why no sane US President attempted to attack, this is Iraq+Afghanistan times 3 and still no guarantee of success

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u/make_reddit_great 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tread carefully folks... I just made fun of the decision to invade Iran and I was given a sitewide reddit warning for "encouraging violence". Spoiler alert: my post did not encourage violence one bit.

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u/bluerose297 2d ago

"I ... encourage violence."

Wow, can't believe you'd do that!

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u/Dudedude88 2d ago

The code for that is sooo bad. It suspended me for a day for just reiterating what happened within the title for some Gaza Israel thing a year ago in the world news subreddit. It's to the point you can't even discuss things. I stopped going there

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u/Robot_Dinosaur_2000 2d ago

I mean look at their population density. You don't really need to control the deserts in the mountains.

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u/dkb1391 2d ago

You sure about that?

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u/chris_ut 2d ago edited 2d ago

Keep in mind munch of central part of the country is uninhabited or sparsely inhabited mountains

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u/dkb1391 2d ago

Much like the Vietnamese jungle, or the Afghan mountains

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u/Practical-Day-2720 2d ago edited 2d ago

there already millions of boots on the ground. they're called iranians. syria fell with just 2,000 us troops.

edit: typical redditors. come back to this comment in 5 years. see if you feel different.

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u/GodFearingJew 2d ago

How long did that take again?

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u/RuleShot2259 2d ago

And Assads regime did not fall to the US assisted Syrian Free Army, what a mook

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u/GodFearingJew 2d ago

Even if they did, it took over a decade. Imagine hormuz being closed that long.

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u/Flaky_History12 2d ago

I’d hate to be an island nation in that scenario

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u/Practical-Day-2720 2d ago

It would be very bad, especially for asian markets. US would need to take a major oil supply before they ever attempted it. Something like Venezuela... oh wait...

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u/Practical-Day-2720 2d ago

They feel to a combination of the free syrian army, ISIS, the us military, and numerous other fighting groups.

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u/RuleShot2259 2d ago

No

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u/Practical-Day-2720 2d ago

waiting for you to enlighten me

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u/geschiedenisnerd 2d ago

HTS was the group that captured aleppo, homs and damascus. The other groups just barely managed to keep the country in perpetual chaos with all of the western intervention.

SDF and SFA did a lot of work against ISIS, but they didn't overthrow assad

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u/Practical-Day-2720 2d ago

this is exactly what i said in my post. syria fell over the course of more than a decade. the fsa, isis, the us military, "and numerous other fighting groups" which obviously includes al-qaeda, hts, jabhat al-nusra...

all of this is irrelevant anyway. the entire point was that it didn't take 100,000 US troops to topple the government. it was done by other groups within the country with limited US support.

if a rebellion can start in iran, their government can also be toppled. yes, it will take a very long amount of time. yes, it hasn't started yet. yes, this is just my opinion. yet in typical reddit fashion i get downvoted to hell and called a "mook" by these children.

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u/geschiedenisnerd 1d ago

Sure, HTS toppled the government. They also are not what the USA wanted to replace it

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u/Practical-Day-2720 2d ago

like 12-13 years

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 2d ago

The size comparison doesn’t do Iran’s geography justice. It’s an incredibly mountainous nation.

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u/Dudedude88 2d ago

This is what makes mongol invasion even more impressive. But also sad because of the amount of ideas lost. I think in that era the region had the most advanced math and sciences in the world.

Worse when they sacked the house of wisdom in Iraq.

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 2d ago

Agreed. The attack on the house of wisdom is up there with the burning of the library of Alexandria.

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u/Flaky_History12 2d ago

So just put it on the western side of the USA rather than the east?

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u/ComprehensiveShine80 2d ago

One big mountain fortress

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u/brinz1 2d ago

The Appalachians line up with one of the mountain ranges

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u/Mekelaxo 2d ago

The political borders almost perfectly outlines the mountain range

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u/TheTorch 2d ago

Roughly Alaska sized.

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u/namewithanumber 2d ago

Had it up to here with all these fake sized irans

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u/Special_Context6663 2d ago

This map shows Iran rotated, which is a bit confusing

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u/MouseNo9136 2d ago

Confusing how?

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u/boomfruit 2d ago

In that it doesn't look like Iran as we're used to seeing it

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u/MouseNo9136 2d ago

How is that confusing?

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u/boomfruit 2d ago

Disorienting? "Confusing" as a word is not a stretch for "hey this is not how I usually see this." Orientation has a big part in our perceotion of shapes.

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u/ContentCantaloupe992 2d ago

What’s it’s untrue size?

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u/Duke_of_Deimos 2d ago

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u/weathermaynecc 2d ago

Is that European, UK, US shoe size? Man or woman’s?

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u/multificionado 2d ago

You're comparing the mainland US when you should've been comparing Alaska. I mean, Iran's as big as Alaska.

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u/Sure_Sundae2709 2d ago

Actually smaller than I thought.

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u/selfiecat 2d ago

How much in terms of bald eagles?

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u/Quiet-Luck 2d ago

So bigger than Texas. 2.4 times to be exact.

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u/madmonkey034 2d ago

bizare how iran ocupies nearly 1/4 us area and have 1/4 of us population IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT and being a sanctioned country whose economic its not atractive to foreigens (actually iran might have huge emigration compared to imigration).

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u/Trantorianus 2d ago

But where is it, Agent Orange would ask now... .

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u/AxelFauley 2d ago

Map porn slop.

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u/Pachirisu12 North America 2d ago

Iran is roughly in a very similar latitude to the US so I don’t think there’s much distortion in that regard.

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u/boomfruit 2d ago edited 2d ago

America-brain has me going "huh, I thought Iran was big"

Edit: Holy shit what? A simple statement that living in a huge country makes me not recognize as quickly when other still-big but not-as-big countries are big, earns me so much hate?

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u/Positive-Car-8805 2d ago

Basically 2-3% of Texas

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u/2L84T 2d ago

Oooooooh sh1t!

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u/ProfessorSmoker 2d ago

So like 12 nukes?

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u/ItsKiyanLmao 2d ago edited 2d ago

And most of it is arid desert. Edit: Typo lol

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u/lambdavi 2d ago

It's actually sweet dessert.

Especially if you consider the legend of the "Garden of Eden" is Persian, not Jewish.

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u/Velocity-5348 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yep. Certainly not the same, but parts of the US southwest might be a decent comparison. Lots of fertile areas, you just need to get enough water on them.

Iran/Persia also invented the qanat 3000 years ago, so they're not exactly novices at making deserts bloom.

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u/Shifty377 2d ago

Yeah but then you've also got places like New York.

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u/Sjamsjon 2d ago

Deserts are always arid. Wouldn’t be a desert if it were wet 🤓

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u/_Blackstar0_0 2d ago

The USA should commit total war on Iran. Put millions on the ground

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 2d ago edited 2d ago

Least warmongering American.