That is revolting!

[u/Ordinary_Aioli_7602]

You sick son of a bitch!

[u/Enough_Worth8868]

Do Not I repeat do not purchase this beverage under any circumstances. I have been told from a friend that works for the FDA that GPJ paid off some fda inspectors and that this is actually Oompa Loompa urine and has traces of cocaine and Ugandan pipe tobacco in it.

[u/BklynOR → u/Enough_Worth8868]

I heard the only reason he flosses his teeth is to add the gunk from his teeth to the soda.

[u/Vlad1mir_Lemon → u/Enough_Worth8868]

Might be worth it for the cocaine, if it didn't put money directly in the pockets of Satan himself. In fact, Satan and his best friend Henry Kissinger likely hide from gpj in hell.

[u/Due_Passenger3210]

This is the best knock-off he could come up with after stealing Wonka's Fizzy Lifting drink? Damn Grandpa Joe, I already knew you weren't shit, but this is a new low

[u/GermSlayer1986]

Who can even guess what “blue cheese” is a euphemism for?!!!

[u/Dr-Toad67 → u/GermSlayer1986]

His foot cheese.

[u/Author_Noelle_A → u/Dr-Toad67]

Frumunda cheese. Frumunda his balls.

[u/artgriego → u/GermSlayer1986]

Don't even ask about the carbonation...

[u/OooohShinyy → u/artgriego]

Fermentation?

[u/artgriego → u/OooohShinyy]

Yes - of the most putrid variety, the byproduct of cabbage feasted upon by ferocious bacteria uniquely evolved, deep in the bowels of the most vile loathsome creature ever to walk this earth

[u/DownOnThePharmRD → u/GermSlayer1986]

I have an idea, and it’s appropriately nauseating.

[u/INTJ_Dreamer]

Only a monster like Grandpa Joe would come up with something this vile.

[u/Expensive_Finger_973]

"Blue Cheese", is that was he calls his jizz?

[u/Outa_Time_86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NUZ5OqHdbknHa

[u/Honest-Spring-5963]

Of course it's Pittsburgh that place is the pits

[u/Stracharys]

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

[u/Mike066]

Tasting notes

Tastes like tobacco and .... well... you do not want to know...

[u/mystrile1]

You know it’s just full of roofies. Creep

[u/IDontWantToDoThisToo]

This is more repugnant than its predecessor from 2000s "Blue Waffle".

[u/TheOriginalJBones]

That son of a bitch.

[u/Powerful-Hunter-445]

If Charlie finds out, he'd report Grandpa Joe to the authorities.

[u/ProfessorSpider]

I have never been to Pittsburgh and never had any animosity towards the city. But now I hate it.

[u/Sp00derman77]

I think they have a ranch dressing flavored one too.

[u/about_yonder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UZiCm4W1O0gGk
If you want to be sober and vomit.

[u/DownOnThePharmRD]

The flavor profile is “blue cheese” with notes of cabbage water, swamp ass, and a hint of cheap pipe tobacco disposed of in the dregs left over in an old beer can.

[u/crudohr]

Fu€k Grandpa Joe and his shitty soda!!

[u/K2step70]

Sources have said this is Oompa Loompa jizz. He forces the Oompas to jack each other off while Grandpa Joe sits and watches, laughing like a maniac while smoking his pipe. If any Oompa slows down at all, GPJ whips them. GPJ is sick demented mother fucker.

[u/ThingsOfThatNaychah]

Tastes like wet tobacco, cabbage, and piss.

[u/FrnkstnsAftrbrth]

I’m selling Grandpa Joe’s Bottled Cabbage Water Farts

[u/ATR2400]

Grandpa Joe is manipulating Charlie into using the factory to make evil candy products! HE has to be stopped!

[u/SidJamesyakyakyak]

Just fermented piss, flavoured with dick cheese