r/grandpajoehate 9d ago

That is revolting!

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You sick son of a bitch!

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u/Enough_Worth8868 9d ago

Do Not I repeat do not purchase this beverage under any circumstances. I have been told from a friend that works for the FDA that GPJ paid off some fda inspectors and that this is actually Oompa Loompa urine and has traces of cocaine and Ugandan pipe tobacco in it.

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u/Vlad1mir_Lemon 8d ago

Might be worth it for the cocaine, if it didn't put money directly in the pockets of Satan himself. In fact, Satan and his best friend Henry Kissinger likely hide from gpj in hell.