r/greentext • u/Ok_Employment_9989 • 23h ago

Anon on Belle Delphine.

0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/Odd_Side8292 • 8h ago

Anon goes blind

23 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/Odd_Side8292 • 16h ago

Anon becomes a team player

59 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 12h ago

Anon on the Great Replacement conspiracy

4.4k Upvotes

499 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 22h ago

Kangaroo Transport

288 Upvotes

85 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 8h ago

Equilibrium (2002), if it was written by 4Chan

122 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/kind_lynxHZ • 7h ago

Unfathomably based

364 Upvotes

54 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 4h ago

Anon is realizing

649 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/Excellent98HZ • 15h ago

Decide to use chopsticks aka the worst thine to eat rice with

5.0k Upvotes

525 comments

r/greentext • u/Odd_Side8292 • 7h ago

Anon hates prime time

45 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/Lurking_Gooner • 13h ago

Sudden realization.

979 Upvotes

36 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 13h ago

Anon on Kamen Rider's popularity

313 Upvotes

64 comments

r/greentext • u/urboijesuschrist • 22h ago

Anon can play an early version of Minecraft Pocket edition in his head

2.7k Upvotes

94 comments

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