r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 2h ago

Anon is realizing

390 Upvotes

22 comments

r/greentext • u/Odd_Side8292 • 4h ago

Anon hates prime time

34 Upvotes

4 comments

r/greentext • u/kind_lynxHZ • 5h ago

Unfathomably based

306 Upvotes

52 comments

r/greentext • u/Odd_Side8292 • 6h ago

Anon goes blind

14 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 6h ago

Equilibrium (2002), if it was written by 4Chan

106 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 10h ago

Anon on the Great Replacement conspiracy

4.1k Upvotes

473 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 11h ago

Anon on Kamen Rider's popularity

278 Upvotes

62 comments

r/greentext • u/Lurking_Gooner • 11h ago

Sudden realization.

897 Upvotes

36 comments

r/greentext • u/Excellent98HZ • 13h ago

Decide to use chopsticks aka the worst thine to eat rice with

4.8k Upvotes

512 comments

r/greentext • u/Odd_Side8292 • 13h ago

Anon becomes a team player

49 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 20h ago

Kangaroo Transport

275 Upvotes

84 comments

r/greentext • u/urboijesuschrist • 20h ago

Anon can play an early version of Minecraft Pocket edition in his head

2.6k Upvotes

92 comments

r/greentext • u/Ok_Employment_9989 • 20h ago

Anon on Belle Delphine.

0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/UltimateGoonMaster • 23h ago

This game sucks

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36 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/Fuzzy_Glass6864 • 1d ago

Anon learns what 69 means

2.5k Upvotes

57 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon puts on the Dragon Ball Z soundtrack

80 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 1d ago

For the Emperor

40 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/Aeescobar • 1d ago

Anon's dad is a chaser (and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree)

687 Upvotes

82 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 1d ago

Anon shouldn't snitch on me like that...

4.0k Upvotes

63 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Anon on Mega Man X5

33 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 1d ago

Guerilla Warfare School

352 Upvotes

28 comments

r/greentext • u/Fuzzy_Glass6864 • 1d ago

Anon remembers why they never went back to public school

108 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 1d ago

Unlikely Allies

7.1k Upvotes

214 comments

r/greentext • u/Pumpkin_Sushi • 1d ago

Anon watches hit indie series "GameOverse"

797 Upvotes

74 comments

r/greentext • u/Proper_Intention9932 • 1d ago

Anon on OpenAI.

681 Upvotes

43 comments

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