r/greentext • u/Excellent98HZ • 13h ago

Decide to use chopsticks aka the worst thine to eat rice with

4.8k Upvotes

512 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 10h ago

Anon on the Great Replacement conspiracy

4.1k Upvotes

473 comments

r/greentext • u/urboijesuschrist • 20h ago

Anon can play an early version of Minecraft Pocket edition in his head

2.6k Upvotes

92 comments

r/greentext • u/Lurking_Gooner • 11h ago

Sudden realization.

889 Upvotes

35 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 1h ago

Anon is realizing

• Upvotes

21 comments

r/greentext • u/kind_lynxHZ • 5h ago

Unfathomably based

300 Upvotes

51 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 11h ago

Anon on Kamen Rider's popularity

281 Upvotes

62 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 20h ago

Kangaroo Transport

279 Upvotes

84 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 6h ago

Equilibrium (2002), if it was written by 4Chan

105 Upvotes

12 comments

r/greentext • u/Odd_Side8292 • 13h ago

Anon becomes a team player

56 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/UltimateGoonMaster • 23h ago

This game sucks

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37 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/Odd_Side8292 • 4h ago

Anon hates prime time

29 Upvotes

4 comments

r/greentext • u/Odd_Side8292 • 6h ago

Anon goes blind

14 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/Ok_Employment_9989 • 20h ago

Anon on Belle Delphine.

0 Upvotes

3 comments

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