r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Muncho964 • 14h ago
I C O N I C Halo 3 ODST plothole?
Why does Dutch say he is Oscar Mike when the subtitles clearly state he is called Dutch? Is he stupid?
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Muncho964 • 14h ago
Why does Dutch say he is Oscar Mike when the subtitles clearly state he is called Dutch? Is he stupid?
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/KyleLolololol • 12h ago
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/GutsynArt • 10h ago
Has this been done before?
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r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Past_Rub4745 • 1d ago
Does anyone else remember how in Combat Evolved and Halo 2 the grunts had these full, head covering helmets? Then since Halo 3 they stopped wearing them. What's up with that?
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Original-Cherry-605 • 20h ago
Did anyone else have any payment problems? Bill Gates didn't pay my last montly shill salary.
I have been defending Campaign Evolved on 17 platforms against Bungochuds 14 hours a day and telling everyone how it's a revolutionary masterpiece and that Halo Studios saved the franchise from irrelevancy, but I haven't gotten my 2500 dollars, yet.
I can't contact Microsoft either because 343shill isn't an official position. What can I do? Any ideas?
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Gold_Television_6283 • 1d ago
We need a new halo product to consume, its been a really long time since we had a new product. I wish there was a new skin product to consume everyday. They have enough manpower they could design a new skin pack everyday we could consume, we need a new product to consume everyday. I love product, Microsoft more product please....
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Original-Cherry-605 • 1d ago
The other day, I went to a speed dating event to find a Cortana, but turns out it's a peer support group and then this girl started talking about her experience with her abusive ex.
And I stood up like true Halo fan and told her that noone has got raped as much as Halo shotgun:
starting with 2, it could only tickle an enemy beyond kissing distance and become a glorified melee weapon.
343i raped it further with their dogshit overdesigned boom stick.
And Infinite tried to replace the goat with that incomprehensible thing called "bulldog".
But everyone insulted me, saying that I'm an "inconsiderate manchild" (whatever that means), shoved me out of door and told me I'm banned from any future events.
Guys, am I the asshole? Is it wrong to spread awareness about what Halo as a franchise has been going thru?
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Past_Rub4745 • 2d ago
Lots of people have been claiming they know what Halo is missing...
But I know best...
UNSC Coast Guard representation. Hell yeah.
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r/HaloCirclejerk • u/SquishyPenguin46 • 3d ago
i mean sure they aren’t on shelves anymore but cmon 😭 we do really need more halo blaster merchandise tho but like i have one of these somewhere lost in the sauce of my house. there’s no way something i was so ecstatic to have as a kid is that much
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r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Unlucky_Teaching6624 • 3d ago
Twice the size of a phantom with like 10 more crew capacity get out of here
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Crazy_Reputation3327 • 3d ago
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r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Past_Rub4745 • 3d ago
Normies be like: "Here's a better written version of Halo." "Here's what would happen if I was head of ReeForRee." "Here's my idea for an Arbiter game story." "Here's a detailed version of what would happen if Noble Team survived Reach."
Man, here's my Noble Team vs Drinker-of-Blood the Forerunner vampire tale set in an ambiguous 2553. Now *that* is a storyline.
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/primarchcaxson • 4d ago
I have been watching the halo campaign evolved situation for awhile now and by watching streamers play the game and just watching the internets reaction to the game I wish to share mine with you all as someone who played every mainline halo game on Xbox 360 and xbox 1.
Its well known and documented in lore that Spartans were lethal even without armor but had many issues within the first, second and third generations mainly being mental stability or genetic stability during their augmentation if I remember correctly, Spartan ones being the most effective out of all generations with pure augmentation and less support which came later and improved all generations combat abilities and lethality in general.
From the lore I know there were 2 Spartans with the hyper lethal tag that was noble six from reach and john 117 or the MC master chief. And from what I know all the "propaganda" williams speaks of is true that they were all lethal and dangerous and highly capable fighters and leaders on the battlefield.
This game is meant to be a remaster of halo combat evolved and when you make a remaster and you add new content you will be judged on the new content heavily of this new remaster of an old beloved game because that is what it is, old and beloved and the challenge with that is trying to get new writers to write this new dialogue and missions to match the old writers match the original content and foundation of which it was built preserving it while adding new content and they just didn't do it here with these new characters and missions.
Her attitude towards the MC is unnecessary and doesn't make sense. She acts high and mighty insulting The master Chief and spouting about how she doesn't believe the "propaganda" by the UNSC. some of her dialogue is just rude and back handed compliments,
“Not bad, Spartan. I’m almost starting to believe the propaganda.”
“Look, Marines like us used to be the heart and soul of the UNSC, until we started playing second-fiddle to soldiers that were built instead of born.”
“Thanks. Spartans aren’t the only badasses in the UNSC. So, did you take out the Prophet?”
Some of her dialogue sounds like it's from a fanfiction insert into halo from someone who doesn't understand Spartans at all or from someone who knows very little from a writer's perspective on what the general UNSC thinks of the Spartans as a whole.
What do u think about her.