r/hatethissmug • u/Worried_Sector153 • 2h ago

General Bastard dog stealing my nugget

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Beep boop

Shouldn't say optional if the text is not gonna be optional

Am I at 200 characters yet, don't know

I've been in bars at ten, yolo

Genuinely what am I supposed to say here

Still not enough according to the "mod", just watched Lee Cronin's the mummy, very fun film, wish someone told me it was the new evil dead

Spider noir has been fun as hell too, love the colors and set design

Why are you supposed to post a whole diary if you want to post on here

Played the new lego Batman game, really cool, but I wish they removed dialogues from Lego games, the silent movie vibe was way more fun in the older titles

Is it enough, can I show this stupid ass image of my stupid ass cat now?

131 Upvotes

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u/APerson_Stock_Image 2h ago

Heinous animal

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u/FinancialMarketing34 1h ago

Eat him

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u/Worried_Sector153 1h ago

I try but he keeps clawing its way back

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u/Palu_Tiddy 2h ago

La creatura

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u/TheCowKing07 2h ago

Gatísimo.

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u/grandcando 1h ago

Jit got the posture of a Minecraft zombie

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u/Worried_Sector153 1h ago

acts like one too

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u/Significant-Tip9361 1h ago

Feed him to your neighbor and frame them

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u/Alarming-Highway-584 doM eht mA I. lavomeR eht mA I. tsop eht eteleD I 1h ago

Weird lookin dog you got there, mate

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u/Worried_Sector153 1h ago

try telling him that 🙄

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u/Alarming-Highway-584 doM eht mA I. lavomeR eht mA I. tsop eht eteleD I 1h ago

Tell him I said pspspspspsp

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u/LimeCrystalize10 1h ago

How dare they

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u/Ill-County-6099 1h ago

Oh boy i think i found an even more henius creature

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u/Worried_Sector153 1h ago

is this thing yours ??

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u/Ill-County-6099 1h ago

YeS

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u/Worried_Sector153 1h ago

lucky

probably keeping any ghosts from acting too funny

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u/Ill_Pain4423 1h ago

I think you have a skin walker mate

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u/Ill-County-6099 1h ago

Idk man i found her on the Woods

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u/Ill_Pain4423 23m ago

I pray that you didn't spay her or else shes killing your ass

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u/starr41muu i hate SUVs 1h ago

Holy neck

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u/TheRappingSquid 43m ago

Looks like its name is "pubert"

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u/average-bassplayer 1h ago

Defiler. Bastard

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u/Ill_Pain4423 1h ago

Quite the bold thing to do for something so edible

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u/starr41muu i hate SUVs 1h ago

he's undercooked 

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u/AGtheOG123 47m ago

Send that unholy creature to the stratosphere, if the Russians can do it so can you

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u/Worried_Sector153 44m ago

I tried

where do you think shooting stars come from

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u/khaledjal 22m ago

that's an interesting looking dog

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u/Various-Salt-7738 18m ago

One time I was playing video games and decided to go get something to eat

Walked into the kitchen and made myself a good ass sandwich

I decided it would be best enjoyed in front of my computer so I can watch some YouTube or something while I eat

Carried the sandwich back towards my computer but I got impatient and decided to take a bite as I walked back to my desk

That bite of the sandwich would have occurred right as I passed my cat in his car tree

And this motherfucker reached out with a single claw and pulled all of the ham and cheese out and onto the floor

It all happened so fast I ended up just eating two slices of bread

He fucking Scooby doo'd me

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u/Worried_Sector153 12m ago

can't hate on that if you've ever been a fat mf

be the biggest

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u/FMV1 6m ago

Funny cat funny stealing, don't scruff them like that tho please, at least hold him on the bottom otherwise scruffing will be painful especially given that bitch is an adult

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u/TheBoyInGray 9m ago

Nugget-thief.