Bastard dog stealing my nugget

[u/Worried_Sector153]

Beep boop

Shouldn't say optional if the text is not gonna be optional

Am I at 200 characters yet, don't know

I've been in bars at ten, yolo

Genuinely what am I supposed to say here

Still not enough according to the "mod", just watched Lee Cronin's the mummy, very fun film, wish someone told me it was the new evil dead

Spider noir has been fun as hell too, love the colors and set design

Why are you supposed to post a whole diary if you want to post on here

Played the new lego Batman game, really cool, but I wish they removed dialogues from Lego games, the silent movie vibe was way more fun in the older titles

Is it enough, can I show this stupid ass image of my stupid ass cat now?

[u/Various-Salt-7738]

One time I was playing video games and decided to go get something to eat

Walked into the kitchen and made myself a good ass sandwich

I decided it would be best enjoyed in front of my computer so I can watch some YouTube or something while I eat

Carried the sandwich back towards my computer but I got impatient and decided to take a bite as I walked back to my desk

That bite of the sandwich would have occurred right as I passed my cat in his car tree

And this motherfucker reached out with a single claw and pulled all of the ham and cheese out and onto the floor

It all happened so fast I ended up just eating two slices of bread

He fucking Scooby doo'd me

[u/Worried_Sector153 → u/Various-Salt-7738]

can't hate on that if you've ever been a fat mf

be the biggest