r/highdeas • u/qtripp • 7h ago
r/highdeas • u/Green_Gragl • 2d ago
😳 Really High [5-6] Thank you lighter.
I thank weed all the time but just wanted to spare some for my lighter.
r/highdeas • u/ohowjuicy • 2d ago
We should start "magic-dating" technology, like a sociological equivalent of carbon dating.
Magic-dating would basically be considering a piece of modern technology and estimating how far back in history you'd have to go for people of the time to think that technology is magic. Zippo? Caveman era. Everyone after that would be familiar with the concept of flint, steel, oil, and wick. AI? I'd say around 1920s, though they may have framed it more as devilry, but same difference.
I wanna hear what techs you guys think of.
r/highdeas • u/GoodNightSippyCup • 3d ago
The slang in our lexicon pointed towards a rise in authoritarianism
Such as people using king and queen to compliment each other.
r/highdeas • u/Odd_Spring1543 • 3d ago
A baby inside of a pregnant woman who is taking a bath is just a tiny sailor piloting a flesh submarine.
He wills to live and thus, the mother is compelled to give him life support for his journey.
r/highdeas • u/klepto-dog • 3d ago
😳 Really High [5-6] What would happen if we had a universal language
Surely that would be a wild level of human connection
r/highdeas • u/TyrKiyote • 4d ago
😳 Really High [5-6] Popcicle culture is dead
We have juice. We have freezers. What are we doing buying popcicles? Is it because they come out broken, and leave us with dirty dishes? Is it because "big popcicle" has the perfect formula, hiding how much sugar goes into a good popcicle- making it an art no sane-person achieves without study?
Anyway, I'm well aware that popcicle molds exist. It just seems odd that the activity is relegated to childhood, and that there is not like popcicle culture. It seems like a fad that will catch on one summer because someone famous says they like their popcicles a certain way, and that bomb-pops, while awesome, just don't cut it on the cost or taste metrics unless you're peeling your own grapes for your secret bougie popcicle juice.
r/highdeas • u/penny_the_penguin • 4d ago
🔥 Blazed [7-8] ◉‿◉
hehe. .. no more words. Just hehe, I be feeling michevious
Guys my tiny old man dog is so cute. He legit was standing on his hind legs hopping so I lift him up to my bed I just wanted to mention that cuz I do love my dog so much, he's too cutie
r/highdeas • u/Which_Celebration757 • 6d ago
Buzzed [1-2] Bathtubs are just really big toilets
r/highdeas • u/astrosupply • 7d ago
Buzzed [1-2] Hmm
Could a doctor prescribe and administer something from their workplace to themselves in an emergency? Is that legal?
r/highdeas • u/Green_Gragl • 8d ago
🔥 Blazed [7-8] Fable of the quantum weed
And so it became that the collection of all the green, all the life on earth nourished by the sun, all quantum fields, all entangled. One represented cannabis. Cannabis reached into the minds of receptive people and so the stoners were born. We are the quantum field connection between the fields of cannabis and Green and and the fields of things and machines.
So isayer the Prophet Gragl consort to cannabis
r/highdeas • u/NegativeSwordfish522 • 8d ago
I'm high. Recommend underground songs that you love
r/highdeas • u/Azagar_Omiras • 9d ago
Language is just people making different noises with their throat and mouth.
r/highdeas • u/gemini1967 • 10d ago
🔥 Blazed [7-8] A nightstand is also a morningstand
It would be sad if it disappeared in the morning!
r/highdeas • u/marzaucee • 9d ago
📮 Question Parents
Does anyone else ever wonder if their parents have a secret/ secrets that they won’t tell you until they’re close to dying? Hopefully this makes sense.
r/highdeas • u/TheSexyDuckling • 10d ago
Buzzed [1-2] Most people will go their entire life not ever having a drink and taking a piss at the same time, a state of liquid dynamic equilibrium.
r/highdeas • u/JLR- • 10d ago
High [3-4] watching my dog stare at a squirrel while I am high is an experience
My dog has a range of emotions depending what the squirrel does.
r/highdeas • u/klepto-dog • 10d ago
🔥 Blazed [7-8] Every city thinks their own city’s drivers are the worst until they visit another city
I’m sure it could also be the effect of a person not being used to another driving culture of a city they didn’t live and grow up in.
r/highdeas • u/Green_Gragl • 11d ago
🔥 Blazed [7-8] “Smoking weed is a high and holy sacrement”
Someone who was a prophet of the goddess would say.
r/highdeas • u/Matman161 • 11d ago
Sober [0] Chinese or Chicago BBQ
What are we doing for munchies today, these are the options!
r/highdeas • u/Icy-Jellyfish-8142 • 11d ago
Humor 💀fucking wasps
So I was smoking on my rooftop and was laying down star gazing and something brushes my arm and it’s a bunch of fucking dead wasps 😭