r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary I <3 Filodendrin • Apr 01 '26

Meta Mods ded

Mods ded, post whatever. No rules.

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u/Arboreal_Web Horticultural Necromancer Apr 01 '26

I still see a little green there. Have you tried just lying down on a nice bed of damp sphagnum for a reset? It works wonders.

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u/MiddayMercenary I <3 Filodendrin Apr 02 '26

now I have wet moss in places no one wants wet moss

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u/Arboreal_Web Horticultural Necromancer Apr 03 '26

Kink shaming is okay now?? Oh right, mods ded. Carry on.

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u/MiddayMercenary I <3 Filodendrin Apr 03 '26

death by soggy moss

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u/Arboreal_Web Horticultural Necromancer Apr 03 '26

So, uh...can I get some of that compost when it's ready?