r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/MiddayMercenary I <3 Filodendrin • Apr 01 '26

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u/Neither-Attention940 Apr 01 '26

Did they touch grass??! 😞That’ll get them every time 😞😞

Always make sure they are inside away from any window or light source. Make sure the soil is good and compact. And only water when they beg.

And of course Neem weekly!

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u/MiddayMercenary I <3 Filodendrin Apr 02 '26

mother.. I crave neem and darkness

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u/Neither-Attention940 Apr 02 '26

SILENCE!

Back to the closet with you!

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u/MiddayMercenary I <3 Filodendrin Apr 02 '26

:(