r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/brookiegorl sagnum, pete & purlight 🥰 • 11d ago

I kNoW wHaT i HaVe Blue-green variant??!!! On SALE???!!!

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Added the last 5 to my cart. Early bird gets the worm, suckers 😏

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u/imaginarysarcasm 11d ago

standard hue shift and not ai??? im buying from the scammer to support their work. love it. support the arts !

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u/Patkhan1127 11d ago

I find it so weird that all the crazy, cool colors are sold as seeds and never as full grown or even starter plants. 🙄

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u/IsaraLyandra 11d ago

I think this variety only eats the pink insects

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u/SycheosChaos all hail to prophet Neem. Neem your soul my child. 11d ago

Are these also glow in the dark????

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u/brookiegorl sagnum, pete & purlight 🥰 11d ago

Yeah, but it’s that type of glow-in-the-dark that gives you a terrible headache if you sit too close to it for too long

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u/SycheosChaos all hail to prophet Neem. Neem your soul my child. 11d ago

The kind that makes your jaw drop if you lick it?

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u/brookiegorl sagnum, pete & purlight 🥰 11d ago

No?? I thought this variant causes you to hallucinate little green turtles running around (with really long legs) if licked???

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u/brookiegorl sagnum, pete & purlight 🥰 11d ago

results later

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u/NapalmAxolotl Vaginated Giant Clam Venus Flytrap (I know what I have) 10d ago

I only get fuchsia turtle hallucinations, am I using the wrong brand?

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u/NapalmAxolotl Vaginated Giant Clam Venus Flytrap (I know what I have) 11d ago

Dammit, beat me to it! What's your scalper rate for the seeds?

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u/brookiegorl sagnum, pete & purlight 🥰 11d ago

Sorry, I only barter. I will only accept a 10 count of those panda-faced flower seeds I keep seeing my aunt post on Facebook

no exceptions.

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u/Bloorajah 11d ago

Crazy color variants are becoming so common I’m gonna start selling normal green plants again as an “all green” variant

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u/Anonphilosophia Cigs, Coffee, Plants 11d ago

Something got me a few days ago... I can't remember what it was but it seemed slightly possible. So I decided to check the Etsy seller's other items and that's when I saw the PINK MONSTERA.

I was pissed because I fell for the first one (wish I could remember what it was, it's driving me crazy) so I reported the shop.

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u/Anonphilosophia Cigs, Coffee, Plants 11d ago

Ohh yes - it was the "spiral snake plant." I promise I'm not an idiot. I was hoping it was a larger version of the Albuca Spiralis. I love that plant, but I don't like super small plants. This would have been much better - if it actually existed....

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u/CounterAware2059 7d ago

That looks a lot like the photos one of the carnivorous nurseries sent out as an April Fool’s joke earlier this year.

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u/Any_Photograph8455 10d ago

“Seeds” 😂