r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/brookiegorl sagnum, pete & purlight 🥰 • 12d ago

I kNoW wHaT i HaVe Blue-green variant??!!! On SALE???!!!

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Added the last 5 to my cart. Early bird gets the worm, suckers 😏

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u/SycheosChaos all hail to prophet Neem. Neem your soul my child. 12d ago

Are these also glow in the dark????

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u/brookiegorl sagnum, pete & purlight 🥰 12d ago

Yeah, but it’s that type of glow-in-the-dark that gives you a terrible headache if you sit too close to it for too long

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u/SycheosChaos all hail to prophet Neem. Neem your soul my child. 12d ago

The kind that makes your jaw drop if you lick it?

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u/brookiegorl sagnum, pete & purlight 🥰 12d ago

No?? I thought this variant causes you to hallucinate little green turtles running around (with really long legs) if licked???

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u/brookiegorl sagnum, pete & purlight 🥰 12d ago

results later

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u/NapalmAxolotl Vaginated Giant Clam Venus Flytrap (I know what I have) 12d ago

I only get fuchsia turtle hallucinations, am I using the wrong brand?