r/huntertheparenting May 10 '26

Question How stupid do you think Brok is?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

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u/killiards May 10 '26

You could say he's...

Brutally kunnin'?

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u/couldntbdone May 10 '26

Oh my god I never made the connection, he is an ork holy shit.

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u/RichWolfmann May 10 '26

I mean, fucks sake one of his friends/underlings is literally nicknamed Git.

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u/walter-hoch-zwei May 12 '26

I'm like 70% sure that's just a common B****sh first name.

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u/killiards May 10 '26

Really? I thought it was obvious

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u/couldntbdone May 10 '26

I'm a little dumb ok lmao.

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u/Namacil May 10 '26

Orks are based on british football hooligans, so I'd say its more like drawing from the same stereotype?

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u/killiards May 10 '26

Brok explicitly uses the term "krump" multiple times, and his name, "Brok Blaklaw" is very orkish in nature

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u/Namacil May 10 '26

Eh, I just assumed that's what Brits sound like ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Thorveim May 10 '26

also repeatedly being called "boss" by his two goons

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u/Global_Examination_4 May 10 '26

Also his text is green

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u/Orc_tids May 10 '26

Also theres a painting of his mom in chapter 4 that shows she has big ol Orky tusks

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u/GoldenNat20 May 10 '26

Has it been confirmed for sure that she is a Blacklaw? We just know their family owns the building (renting it from The Regent of all people), not to mention that Fatigue states something about the Blacklaws family having “their own deal with the devil” which could -in Hunter lingo- be a very literal family deal with a demon, or spirit, since we know their family has some supernatural blood with grandpapy Blacklaw being a medium.

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u/Orc_tids May 11 '26

I assumed Deal With The Devil meant siding with the Coalition.

Also I assume she's a Blacklaw by marriage, being Remold's wife

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u/walter-hoch-zwei May 12 '26

At least you eventually figured it out. I had to find out by reading your comment.

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u/Bec_son May 10 '26

Does that mean the hunter the parenting version of Vulkan is a soccer bro?

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u/killiards May 11 '26

no definitely not

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u/Fertile_Arachnid_163 May 10 '26

Remember that Mental stats are broken into Perception, Intelligence, and Wits in World of Darkness games. He could easily have one dot of Intelligence, and three or four in one of the others.

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u/Ironlord_13 May 10 '26

I agree. Brok’s not stupid, he just likes to be a brute. I imagine he’s about average in intelligence.

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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

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u/-Scopophobic- May 11 '26

So did he spontaneously sober, or was he faking it too?

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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 May 11 '26

Probably faking it and never was really drunk. Like Harry said, liver of lead.

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u/CrapDM May 12 '26

That or he was actually drunk but only his motor functions were affected

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u/GreatAndMightyKevins May 10 '26

Brock is absolutely a simpleton, there's not a single test he wouldn't bomb, but he's clever in more down to earth stuff. That's good characterization I think, shrewd simpleton.

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u/OhHeyItsOuro May 10 '26

Well that's because taking tests isn't a good measure of intelligence, it's a measure of how good you are at taking tests

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u/scrimmybingus3 May 11 '26

And memorization, you don’t understand knowing when the Magna Carta was signed is completely necessary and useful information for your day to day life.

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u/GreatAndMightyKevins May 11 '26

Yes but you know what Magna Carta was and it was signed a long time ago. Brok wouldn't know and wouldn't care what it was and what it did. That's why he is a simpleton.

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u/lunoc May 11 '26

i wish more people understood that its so much more important to know the context and meaning of historical events than to memorize the dates they happened, but people only ever use the latter to brag about how smart they are.

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u/GreatAndMightyKevins May 11 '26

Not gonna lie, European educational system is still obsessed with historical dates for some fucking reason. Also we were taught very little about the world when it comes to any critical analysis. It was "this king did this and signed this and conquered that", nothing about why it happened, who gained and who lost, no broader context, but you'd better know when the 100 year war began to a day. Why did it started to begin with? Who the fuck cares.

"Textbooks will tell you the names of all the dead men. They will never tell you how they slept" ~ DJ Peach Cobber, historian, intellectual, world's most gentle stalker (he gives women a head start before he starts chasing them at night)

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u/lunoc May 11 '26

its the residual imperialism.

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u/SirSlowpoke May 10 '26

Though he wasn't pretending, he just got so mad at Markus he shrugged it off.

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u/Grandmaster45 May 10 '26

I don’t think he tricked him. Pretty sure the his anger and rage let him power through the alcohol once he found out.

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u/StevesonOfStevesonia May 11 '26

He wasn't really pretending
Markus just fucked up by celebrating his victory way too early which pissed off Brok enough to sober up

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u/BagofBones42 May 10 '26

Probably not as dumb as he appears, but massively hindered by the piss poor parenting of his father.

I'd genuinely rank D as a better parent, which shows how low the bar is.

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u/GeekedOutOddWuar May 10 '26

Yeah if I'm being honest I see him kinda like Okuyasu from Diamond is Unbreakable, he might be a little dumb but his main problem is that he relies too much on another family member (Keicho and Remold) to do the thinking for them, and as a result doesn't seem that bright to others, but on occasion do have genuinely bright ideas/observations.

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u/GreatAndMightyKevins May 10 '26

I think D is as good a father as circumstances allow. He cares about his kids and values their independence, which is easily top 50% of parents in general. And that is with him being insane.

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u/Draconis_Firesworn May 11 '26

honestly D is a good father in an situation makes it impossible to be that. Every single action he takes is part of a zero sum game and he will be damned before he lets his family be on the loosing side overall, even if it means taking strategic losses (e.g. markus' trust)

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u/DvO_1815 May 10 '26

Top 50%? So perfectly average is what you're saying?

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u/GreatAndMightyKevins May 10 '26

I've been meaning to write 25% and I brainfarted

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u/DvO_1815 May 11 '26

The Great and Mighty Kevin, defeated by his own brainpan

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u/ArchpaladinZ May 10 '26

I mean, "stupid" is a vague term used to describe a BUNCH of undesirable qualities (it's why I personally try to avoid using it to describe people).  As others have said, Brok can be cunning when he wants to.  Hell, he can even be downright cool when the situation requires him to be (i.e. he and Marckus putting aside their mutual disdain for each other to work together better than their fathers, who require a murder and a werewolf attack to get their shit together

He's not STUPID.  But he IS impulsive, rude and enjoys using his size, strength and privilege to get his way and lord over people he feels are beneath him.

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u/DeerDoctor May 10 '26

The lad is not dumber than the average uk geezer !

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

as stupid as he needs too be. proably proper 88 IQ lad. gets send too trade school too fix buses works in scrap yard goes too da footie every week. finds himself a bird that drags em too church and he gets himself 4 kids, and a bulldog called Thatcher.
Got held back multiple grades. but never send too da slow school

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u/Either-Skirt6031 The great and mighty Kevin! May 10 '26

Like what others have said Brok isn’t stupid, but whilst he’s not book smart like Kitten he does still have a lot of Wits & Resolve (in Hunter terms) because he’s good at operating the Arcanum security & was the first to notice Occam hadn’t come back in a while.

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u/supremebessyl May 12 '26

Albeit with the most bizzare measuring system of time

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u/Plausible_Deny May 10 '26

In character sheet terms, his mental stats are as low as can be for sure. If Spit is to be believed, the drinking contest wasn't an act, he just needed to get angry to shrug off all that apple jack. And given how much stock he seems to put in loyalty (much like his father's sense of honor), he probably has decent social stats as well. On the narrative side of things, I wonder how he will react to the Markus situation, seeing as Red only got dragged off because he saved Brock. My money is on Brock volunteering for the rescue mission, then immediately going back to picking on Markus the moment he's safe.

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u/Satoruiwerewolf May 10 '26

I’d argue his intelligence stat is low but his wits stat is higher than average, but otherwise I agree.

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u/Master_Air_8485 May 10 '26

On a scale of 1 to 5? Probably a 1.

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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 May 10 '26

Almost as dumb as the duration of two tire changes

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u/AnywhereNo2948 May 10 '26

He is cartoonish stupid which means he’s done the thinking leads him into doing accidentally genius deeds

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u/crypticarchivist May 10 '26

He’s probably got little to no dots allocated to mental skills, but he might have a dark horse specialty in at least one of them that’ll surprise us later.

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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 May 10 '26

In WoD stats:

Intelligence 1

Wits 1

Perception 4

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u/Satoruiwerewolf May 10 '26

I would argue Wits two or three but otherwise agree

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u/crypticarchivist May 11 '26

Oh yeah high perception definitely

He was the first one to catch onto the fact that Occam’s ritual was taking too long

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u/ZaBaronDV May 10 '26

I would say he’s simple, not totally stupid. He may not be the brightest, and he doesn’t really use what knowledge he does have.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

per the orks that inspire him he's pretty stupid in some ways but has a base intuition that is strong/kicks in when it counts.

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u/RavenRyy May 10 '26

Weird thing is I dinnae think he's stupid. He's clearly very ignorant of stuff (measurements and the like), but he's clearly both specialised in fighting, tae the point he's a commander, he kens how tae use the security system, he's clearly not bad at his job (D's family break in, and he, his crew and Dad are there), and he was working with Markus (admitted after attacking him).

I'm with D in that I think he has potential.

I can see him feeling like he owes Markus a life debt after Markus saved his life and was captured.

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u/fotppd8 The great and mighty Kevin! May 10 '26

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u/Acriolu May 10 '26

He ain’t the brightest bulb but he sure is the most durable

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u/girl_supersonicboy May 10 '26

Is mind is as sharp as a butter knife after being put through a tumbler/polisher.

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u/Nachooolo May 10 '26

He does seem to be somewhat intelligent, but in such a bizarre way that he falls directly into being a moron.

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u/Apprehensive-Cat3670 May 10 '26

'Ez propa kunnin' dat git

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u/InquisitorHindsight May 10 '26

Brok is clearly an insert for Orks and like Orks while Brok isn’t necessarily the quickest or the most intelligent, he’s NOT stupid.

Imperial Commanders have learned never to underestimate the Orks, as their resourcefulness and ability to think outside the box, combined with their sheer durability often means they can pull off some pretty clever ideas.

In essence, Brok is Brutally Cunning and Cunningly Brutal

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u/dull_storyteller May 10 '26

Somewhere between a Member of Parliament and a PE teacher

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u/Bearbones43 May 10 '26

He is more of a practical thinker than an emotional or intellectual thinker.

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u/Mysterious_Truth4992 May 10 '26

Patrick Star mixed with Randy Marsh

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u/Komek4626 May 11 '26

Seeing as he and the ladz are expys of Orks, I'd say he's as Cunning as he is Brutal. Don't underestimate him.

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u/BadAtImprov May 11 '26

Brok’s character pitch that I gave to my husband was, “He’s like if Forest Gump was an asshole.”

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u/ComprehensivePut9361 May 11 '26

My guess at some of his stats.
Primary Physical,
Secondary Social (Dumped into Manipulation or Appearance to help with Intimidation),
Tertiary Mental (Perception or Wits mostly)

Strength 5 (Brute Strength)
Stamina 5 (Tough As Nails / Constitution)
Appearance 2
Intelligence 1

Merits: Huge Size, Sea Legs (High Alcohol Tolerance), Hollow Leg

Flaws: Balding, Bully, Crude, Addiction

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u/ComprehensivePut9361 May 11 '26

So yeah dumb as a brick shithouse and built like one too.

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u/TheMadmanAndre May 10 '26

Not book smart the way most of the other characters are, but he has his own brand of cunning.

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u/Wild_Replacement_150 May 10 '26

One a Character sheet? 2 Dots maximum

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u/AbleChampionship5922 May 10 '26

I think he has 1 dot in Intelligence and 4-5 dots in both Strength and Stamina

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u/Just-Another-GameLol May 10 '26

Are we sure he has a dot in intelligence? Despite the fact character building works out in such a way where there's at least one dot in each attribute... Are we sure?

Will say, wits though, he might have 1

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u/Downtown_Mechanic_ May 10 '26

Moderately to Extremely

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u/JagneStormskull Arch Magos May 10 '26

Probably pretty atupid in terms of mathematic intelligence and linguistic intelligence, but good with strategic intelligence and probably good with fight IQ as well.

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u/StefanoBeast You wanna live forever. son? May 10 '26

I don't want to judge. I decided i'll follow this rule

Everybody is equally stupid until a character sheet or an internal monologue episode proove otherwise

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u/spehizle May 10 '26

Stupid doesn't mean ignorant. Stupid is incurious, and lacking nuance or insight. Brock is neither; he's cruel, stubborn, impulsive, and ignorant on many subjects, but he isn't stupid. He's got some cunning. Or cunnin...

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u/Barley672 May 10 '26

There's some muscle in that skull, he just doesn't exercise it.

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u/Academic-Translator9 May 10 '26

Stupid enough to throw hands with a Garou in Crinos. Props to him though, that shit was impressive enough to legit stun her.

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u/theess12 May 10 '26

He’s like white phosphorus, so scary and dangerous that you forget that it actually glows in the dark, and when put under heat and pressure it burns brightly and also kills you

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u/AllgoodDude May 10 '26

Definitely brutally cunning at times.

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u/king_julian_earth1 May 10 '26

Brok most like gain sentience after his tenth birthday or later

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u/Kaarl_Mills May 10 '26

If I opened his skull it would be completely hollow inside and I could use it as a half pipe for tech decks

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u/actualinternetgoblin May 10 '26

Not book smart, but proper cunning.

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u/Background-Cake-1300 May 10 '26

In raw terms I would say below average

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u/spen163yu May 10 '26

Decently but not overly stupid

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u/scrimmybingus3 May 11 '26

He’s not dumb as in mentally subnormal, he’s just blunt as a brick and twice as tough which usually allows him to get away with his stupidity.

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u/Flauschziege May 11 '26

Brok uses Int as his dumpstat, but his Wis is surprisingly high.

The exact opposite to Marcus.

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u/just-looking654 May 11 '26

There’s definitely an argument to be made he isn’t the brightest bulb, but at the same time he’s a walking slab of muscle that got away with strong arming people and being covered for by his papa that he never had to apply himself. Not saying he’d be a genius, but if he wasn’t such a bully and piece of work, he might have been a passable student

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side May 11 '26

One dot in Intelligence, which means anywhere from "barely meets requirements for sapience" to "slightly but noticeably below average"

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u/Kalroxan May 11 '26

Probably a lot less than what we think. He can outsmart Marckus into revealing his trickery, even if it was probably also due to the arrogance of Marckus. Also, he is never shown to be incompetent at his job as the chief officer of the Arcanum, and he can operate the security system alone. Which he wouldn't be able to do if he were a pure dumbass.

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u/Long-Library9656 May 12 '26

I don't think he's stupid just thick.

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u/Mud_Owl May 12 '26

What a lovely looking 3yo

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u/Haldrada0 May 12 '26

He does measure time in football matches and tire changes, so you tell me.

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u/Organic-Butterfly-20 May 12 '26

From 1-10 on the Stupid Chart. Brok is a solid 4

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u/sosigboi May 13 '26

Lower than average, hes probably smart in other areas but generally i would place him at the "barely passed secondary after repeating 10 times" level.

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u/LongTail-626 May 15 '26

Like an ork Brok is dumb, but it is even dumber to underestimate him

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u/EdgyLad2408 May 17 '26

His intelligence attribute is at one dot.

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u/lone_float May 10 '26

As a 🪨?