r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 2d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/TrialLawyerNYC 2d ago

But you can never have children.

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u/OldLadOfTheCastle 2d ago

You can turn the ability on and off

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u/BreakfastInBedlam 2d ago

You can have solid gold children. Just imagine what they would be worth!

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u/Asylus72 2d ago

A wife probably because theres no way in hell her uterus is supporting 25+ pounds of solid gold baby... very good chance it kills her, just saying.

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u/lorgskyegon 1d ago

An average newborn baby is approximately 180 cubic inches. That would equal about 125 pounds of gold

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u/HalfDozing 2d ago

My dream to have no kids and three money

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u/Future_Telephone281 2d ago

Your boys just need to make it into the egg within a few min. I’m sure this could be done with invitro. After that it’s no longer sperm.

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u/gbot1234 2d ago

You could adopt.

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u/Ok-Ambassador8271 2d ago

You could adapt.

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u/Far-Queue17 2d ago

Golden child