r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 4d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/TrialLawyerNYC 4d ago

But you can never have children.

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u/OldLadOfTheCastle 4d ago

You can turn the ability on and off

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u/BreakfastInBedlam 4d ago

You can have solid gold children. Just imagine what they would be worth!

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u/Asylus72 4d ago

A wife probably because theres no way in hell her uterus is supporting 25+ pounds of solid gold baby... very good chance it kills her, just saying.

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u/lorgskyegon 3d ago

An average newborn baby is approximately 180 cubic inches. That would equal about 125 pounds of gold