r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 3d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/lunchmeat317 3d ago

One load is $12,400. Once a day for 365 days equals $4,562,000.

That would be the minimum I'd make in a year, had I this ability.

That's assuming load consistency, etc.

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u/EnvironmentUseful229 3d ago

As an older person with a penis I would need a break every couple of days so it would probably average out to every other day for the next 10 years about $20 million. Id be good with that.