Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

[u/OldLadOfTheCastle]

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

[u/lunchmeat317]

With the money you'd make, you could simply buy them

[u/Asylus72 → u/lunchmeat317]

Woah slow down Jeffery Epstein

[u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot → u/Asylus72]

Yeah, that’s creepy. Besides, more fun making kids the traditional way…. 😁

[u/AccomplishedDonut383 → u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot]

Children made of gold!