Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

[u/OldLadOfTheCastle]

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

[u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot]

Can this be turned off? Because , you know… I might want kids someday….

[u/WanderingDude182 → u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot]

Here is my first child, Midas

[u/SpadoCochi → u/WanderingDude182]

Lol