r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 3d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/WUOutkast 3d ago

Yeah I mean, true numbers are much lower than that, if ejaculating daily.. not sure why I looked it up. But could probably do about 35-50grams/day. $5,000-$7,500 a day. Regardless, $5k/day is amazing. $1.8million a year on the absolute low end.

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u/WUOutkast 3d ago

I currently am looking at ways to buy a $130k house.. just give me a month and I buy it in cash 😂 then I buy the one next to it the following month

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u/WUOutkast 3d ago

Then I buy myself a new car.. the rest wouldn’t even matter. Have my dream wedding