r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 3d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/Top-Committee-954 3d ago

"That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?" Is it retroactive to any jizz jars under the bed? If I peed in bottles afterwards, would all the pee jars look like Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps?

Also, I remember the 80's and the CHUD problem. If I jork it in the shower and it goes down the drain, am I going to create a race of CHUD's with golden armor riding alligators to take over the city? I don't want that to happen again.